Owch man... I agree with AK, the hospital bills are going to be high. Unless you have insurance. :lol:
Or, you know, you could have the twins removed. And replaced with something like ... ping pong balls. Consider it as an investment!
they could just wear those thingys guys wear in football / soccer games xD i have no idea if it actually helps or not xD But i dont think someone else would pay to do such a thing right? xD