So i'm hitting the big 1-8 in 2 weeks. {Legal age to drink and shit here incase people don't know why it's a big day} And i'm going to a bar, jsut with a couple of close friends, and here's the thing: I drink ALL the time, but I don't know my limits at ALL, I don't even notice myself getting tipsy {cuz it just seems normal to me at the time} and then as soon as you know i'm drunk and have no idea what's going on completely. It gets to that stage really fast, I don't know how to handle it lol. Kinda scared, my friends are going to get me so drunk, and my body mass is damn tiny..78 pounds, 4ft 11. So I do have a couple of questions: 1) How do you feel when you're about to puke? I remember going to a wedding once, mixed some brandy, beer, wine and crap in, my stomach felt SO weird, like churning not even kidding, but in the end I never puked. I was very close to running to the bathroom but it went away. 2) Is there such thing as being sorta drunk, but never puke? I hate the feeling of getting sick, but if I wanna drink, then i'm guna get used to it lol. 3) How exactly do you tell if you're tipsy?? 4) Friends are trying to destroy me, should I take things slow, have a full stomach before drinking, and stuff? Shouldn't take one shot after another right? 5) Beer tastes kinda bitter..there are "breezers" for girls or something right? What should I order :S
Well its a darn good thing im a bartender 1) When the room starts to spin... thens theres a good chance 2) Sure is ive only even been sick once in my life and trust me ive been drunk more times then that 3) when u do something stupid like stumble or fall off a chair cant talk like normal or talk about things u would never say other wise .. 4) Full stomach is bad as ull get sick bc there no room left in ur stmoic .. have a good feed of pasta or something with allot of carbs and wait like an hour and a half then ur good to go. Yes take things slow.. one thing i do for girls that come to my bar is ill give them a vodka and cranberry with out the vodka so it looks like there drinking but really taking a break If taking shoots try and shoot sweeter drinks like sour puss- porn stars- apple ies. stay away form the strong tasting shoots Yes there are breezers there ok.. u can also get some liquor drinks like Vodka and cranberry , White Russians , Porn stars , Girls order allot of these at my bars and there good tasting drinks .. make sure to get them in a "tall" glass though
1. The same as normal really, you can hold it down a few times. but run to the toilet, and just let it go 2. You can be absolutely hammered and not puke, puke is rare dont worry about it. 3. Tipsy means different things to everyone, it makes most people more outgoing, more crazy, more talkative, once you start doing stuff out the normal then your tipsy. 4. have a FULL PINT OF MILK before you drink, this lines your body heavily as a barrier. have a FULL MEAL (No carrots please incase you do throw up) and DRINK SO GOD DAMN SLOW! 5. yeh have girl drinks, VK's,VS's but infact these are more dangerous, they taste just like pop. So you drink them in about 10 seconds, when i didn't fancy beer about 2months back I was ordering 3 at a time and going back every 5minutes. You can guess the result of that night and the most imporant advice: IGNORE ALL OF THIS, GET ABSOLUTELY HAMMERED, passs out, die, throw up, be sick, be embarassed, fall over, cut yourself, dance like a lunatic, fight with the bouncers, rip your dress, and have a god damn good 18th birthday!
1. Uhh, the room will start spinning. Then you'll get all flustered, start sweating, then you'll feel shit. At that point, run to a bathroom. Yarr. 2. Best feeling evarrrr. There's also the feeling of being VERY drunk, blind drunk, and not puking - I was like that about a week and a half ago, walking through a car park singing "FUCK YOU I'M DRUNK" by Flogging Molly very loudly and obnoxiously. 3. Facepalm :$ Ok, here's something I do. The pub will probably be darkish, so look at a light and turn your head slowly a couple times .. the light should move a bit slower than it normally would. That's 'tipsy', I guess. 4. Don't take things slow if you're going out on your 18th birthday but, then again, don't start off the night with 8 tequilas in a row, and then a few Coronas. And, yeah, it's a good idea to have food before drinking: "Bread to soak up the alcohol". 5. In Australia, we have Vodka Cruisers, UDL's, and other sweet vodka drinks for girls. Going out with your friends, a lot of the ones I know who go out for a good time order cocktails.. so Margaritas, Mai Tais, Pina Coladas, etc.. OH, and steer clear of Baileys. It tastes good, and it doesn't taste like you're drinking anything, but it has a really high alcohol content, and will fuck you up fastttt. Enjoy it. But don't smoke weed before going out. REMEMBER: pot then beer: you're in the clear. Beer then grass: you're on your ass.
I feel there were some holes in the answers already given here and so I humbly offer you my take on your situation. I'd like to use the same "David Letterman's-Top Ten" format as those who preceded me. 1. HOT 2. HOTter.... 3. Porn B) 4.How do you feel when you're about to puke? Don't know - I only puke passed out. Plenty of times I've been to the point of feeling something coming up but as long as I'm still fully conscious it settles back down. Now I've known more than a few girls that couldn't hold their salt but unfortunately I never asked them how they felt right before hugging the railing or the porcelain god. :lol: 5) Is there such thing as being sorta drunk, but never puke? Yeah, if you're lucky. 6) How exactly do you tell if you're tipsy? When you hear yourself slur something and you try saying it again clearly but your tongue won't cooperate. When you suddenly realize that the shy girl at the party (who you know wants you but has been too afraid to say it for the past few weeks) who was just on the other side of the room now has her tongue somewhere between your mouth and your abs. :yup: Et cetera, et cetera.. 7) Friends are trying to destroy me, should I take things slow, have a full stomach before drinking, and stuff? Shouldn't take one shot after another right? Bah, frickin go for it. All my best adventures have come from slamming too many shots way too fast. Don't miss out on the best times of your life by being afraid of a little migraine or "upheaval". :lol: Just make sure you're not around anyone you don't want to sleep with and get F-N crraaaazy. B) 8) Beer tastes kinda bitter..there are "breezers" for girls or something right? What should I order :S[/quote] If you don't really have anything against beer except that you haven't found one you like yet, you should try Killian's Red or Yuengling maybe? They're pretty mild. Corona too. They probably won't leave you with that bitter aftertaste you hate. In the meantime, Vodka mixed with your juice of choice, Margaritas and Appletinis would do you right. Some shots are made to taste real good too. There are tons out there. You're welcome