Pick-up lines!

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  1. Zer0

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    lol, post your funniest/worst pick-up lines just for the lulz

    I don't even think there's such a thing as a good pick-up line :p
     
    #1 Zer0, Jul 12, 2009
  2. Hally

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    Oh god.

    Don't even. Get. Me. Started. On. The. Topic. Of. Pickup. Thanks.

    I'm locking, for my own good.
     
    #2 Hally, Jul 12, 2009
  3. lazypando

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    LIEK. OH. MAH. GAWD. HALLY

    sorry
    had to :D
     
    #3 lazypando, Jul 12, 2009
  4. Hally

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    Idk lol. Ask Rachel what I used on her.

    I like the harry potter pickup lines.

     
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  5. Lightning

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    LMFAO!! That was funny :D OMFG!! That was good!
     
    #5 Lightning, Jul 12, 2009
  6. Zer0

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    lmao hally
    I lol'd at so many of them
     
    #6 Zer0, Jul 12, 2009
  7. Patty

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    im like a rubix cube, the more you touch me the harder i get
     
    #7 Patty, Jul 12, 2009
  8. Will

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    I like the 'computer nerd' ones:
    (not that I'd EVER, EVER use one.. oh god)

     
    #8 Will, Jul 12, 2009
  9. interhacker

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    I do the same line everytime when clubbing... i use the old "hude penis joke" , with a slight difference.

    "If you think im big you should seen my 2 inch wonder!" works everytime!

    "Hi! My names Bryn..try to remember that you`ll be screaming it later!"
     
    #9 interhacker, Jul 12, 2009
  10. Rhett

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    Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
     
    #10 Rhett, Jul 12, 2009
  11. Wings

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    Need me to unzip your files?

    This one is really awesome lol
     
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  12. Lightning

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    Lol, this is turning into more like nerdy but dirty sex pickup lines lol...but they are HILARIOUS!!!!

    Notice how no girls are posting though lol (no comments)...
     
    #12 Lightning, Jul 12, 2009
  13. interhacker

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    There to turned on by the quality that is this topic ! XD
     
    #13 interhacker, Jul 12, 2009
  14. Lightning

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    I've got some:

     
    #14 Lightning, Jul 12, 2009
  15. surreptitious

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    Girls aren't posting because if we gave away our secrets, then we wouldn't have so much fun leading y'all around by your... noses.
     
    #15 surreptitious, Jul 12, 2009
  16. Lightning

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    Lol, you can wipe that a girl hasn't posted although they are just defending why :p

    Leading us around by our noses, sounds like it'll hurt *ouch* ;)
     
    #16 Lightning, Jul 12, 2009
  17. surreptitious

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    I'm glad that you recognised that "noses" wasn't my first choice.

    And I didn't post in the first place because I was too busy defending myself from all the Harry Potter pickup lines that were coming my way.
    He's going to be sorry when all he gets from me is an "Engorgio" and a wave good bye.


    I think that pick up lines only work when they're completely cheesy.
    If I guy ever told me to remember his name because I'd be screaming it later, he'd be lucky to ever be able to have children.

    Pick up is an art form. Pick up lines are like lighting a Monet on fire and framing the ashes in cardboard and macaroni.
     
    #17 surreptitious, Jul 12, 2009
  18. Lightning

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    Lol, you do realize we are joking about these right? Who here would be stupid enough to use them?

    It's just for the fun :p
     
    #18 Lightning, Jul 12, 2009
  19. surreptitious

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    I realise that you're kidding.
    And you don't want me to answer that second question, because I'm sure that I could name a few usernames.

    Though if I were in a club, and someone told me that my beauty rivaled the graphics of Doom 3, I would totally dance with him.
    That is solid.
     
    #19 surreptitious, Jul 12, 2009
  20. Bankai

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    lawl. a few of my favorite ones are(jokingly, of course)

    -If you're a Devil, you May Cry by the time I'm finished with ya.

    -I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.

    -Make like Kirby...

    and lastly,

    -It just so happens I know the cheat code to get into your pants.
     
    #20 Bankai, Jul 12, 2009
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