So this is a game where we start by proposing a single problem. Then, someone proposes a single solution. The next person posts a problem created by the prior solution. Etc The solution and the problem it creates have to be related, such as Problem: I failed my physics test Solution: Summon the ghost of Albert Einstein to tutor me Problem: Ghost tries to possess me Solution: Call the Ghostbusters etc So here's mine Problem: I overslept, and now late for work
Solution: Invent a time machine to take time backwards 2hours Problem: Everyones work in the last 2hours has been erased, and they're now rioting over the country.
Solution: Travel to North Korea and ask a favor, or just ask for WoMDs. Problem: You accidentally hit a red button there and... no more Cuba.
Solution: Throw a party, no one likes Cuba anyways. Problem: Fat old men can't puff on illegally imported cigars.
Solution: Fat old men take up clubbing Problem: Now clubbing is no longer cool. Youngsters everywhere have nothing to do.
Solution: Youngsters take solace in smoking cigars Problem: trouble is for some reason they're on short supply
Solution: Cigar deficient Youngsters take up smoking magazine paper instead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXteBWFqYGo Problem: Celebrities see this as mocking them and campaign for magazine's illegality.
Solution: Take them out and make sausage. Problem: Like Tomatoes, the FDA tells everyone your sausage is suspicious, and big sausage manufacturers go out of business.
Solution: Who needs teenagers anyways? Problem: No new generation EDIT: woops, phobia (I refuse to call you zebra, it sounds weird ) beat me too it Solution: We all go veggie Problem: No veggies left in the world
Solution: Make a veggie ray, but it has to run on un-renewable resources. Problem: No more non-renewable resources Human kind is PWNT.
Solution: Who needs human-kind anyways? Problem: Martians haven't learned how to walk yet, they trip and fall when trying to take over