Mind me dumping quotes here? DON'T MATTER 'CAUSE THIS IS SPAM CORNAH :| Enjoy! :yup: Churchill "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute talk with the average voter." -Winston Churchill "It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried." --Sir Winston Churchill Bessie Braddock, to Winston Churchill in parliament: "You sir, are drunk!" Churchill: "And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning" Braddock: If you were my husband, I would poison your tea. Churchill: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it. I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one. George Bernard Shaw, to Winston Churchill Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if you have one. Churchill's response History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill /Churchill “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.†- Albert Einstein "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." - Douglas Adams "Only the dead have seen the end of war" - Plato A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire "Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam." -- Carl Sagan I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. ~Jules Renard Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -- Mark Twain "Sex is like air; it is not important unless you aren't getting any." An interviewing reporter once asked John D. Rockefeller, " How much money does it take to make a man happy?". Rockefeller replied, "Just one more dollar." "I'd give it all up, for just a little bit more." -Mr. Burns "Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused" "Constitutions are made of paper; bayonets are made of steel." “You can make a throne of bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long.†Dean Inge "You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. It's the honest people you have to look out for honestly" - Capt. Jack Sparrow "I intend to live forever, so far so good" --Unknown "If you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there." -Lewis Carol "No one raindrop thinks it caused the flood" "I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him." - Mark Twain Take only memories; leave nothing but footprints. ~ Chief Seattle "Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff." -Jack Handy “There comes a point in every man's life when he must be tempted to spit on his hands, hoist the Jolly Roger, and start slitting throats" -H.L. Mencken If everything seems under control then you aren't going fast enough - Mario Andretti
I really like all of these quotes! Even if I didn't get one or two of them... [...] I especially like this one: This is something I would probably do if I was in that situation.