It's a site where you chat with a random stranger. here SOME PEOPLE GET NAUGHTY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! I've been asking people: Do you know the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? It's been entertaining.
Yeah, but it's funny. Look at this conversation! Spoiler You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Helloes You: Do you know the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? Stranger: No asl, please... You: nope. tell me the answer first Stranger: 42? Stranger: 42 You: yes! do you know the ultimate question? Stranger: what is 6 times 7 Stranger: ? You: yes! You: I think I love you.... You: lol Stranger: Dude..I've read all the books in the hitchhiker's guide series! You: Now I really love you. Stranger: douglas adams ftw You: totally Stranger: have you watched this video yet? Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SccOK1Rr ... =topvideos You: lol. That's funny xD Stranger: It's creepy how he always goes for the creepy old women You: Yep. People are like that You: are you a creeper? You: because theres loads of creepers on here Stranger: no You: yay! You: but that's what a creeper would say... Stranger: ... You: lol. bye. You have disconnected.
aww, this is sweet: You: hi Stranger: heyy You: Do you know the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? Stranger: yeah its you ;] You: aww, that's sweet. but wrong. You: bye
Ahahaha :lol: I just had my first ever conversation on Omegle and I actually made a friend! XD Edit: This is what the next person started out with : Ahahahaha
Lol, that's funny. So is this: Spoiler You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: im not wearing any pants You: neither am i Stranger: yay! Stranger: im not weariga shirt either You: Yay! Do you know the meaning to life, the universe, and everything? Stranger: mhm Stranger: 42 You: yay! Stranger: but only on thursdays You: do you know the ultimate question? Stranger: hmmm.... Stranger: are you wearing any underwear today? You: wrong Stranger: was beethoven a hip hop master? You: wrong Stranger: is chuck norris actually jesus? You: chuck norris is sexy You have disconnected. AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET! Spoiler You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi. I'm a ninja Stranger: hello stranger Stranger: oh shit! You: at least you're not a pirate. You: that would be baaad. Stranger: maybe i am? Stranger: arg You: are you? Stranger: yes Stranger: will you leave me? You: Yay! Stranger: now that you know the truth You: No, we can make ninja pirate babies! You: <3 Stranger: yes! Stranger: and they shall rule the world You: DOMINATION! Stranger: BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You: o.o You: Yay! Stranger: very much yay You: ... You: Will you marry me? Stranger: omg yes yes yes ... youve made me the happiest pirate in the world You: and you've made me the happiest ninja in the world. You: <3 Stranger: my parents will not approve of this love You: neither will mine! You: we shall elope Stranger: danm them all You: and enjoy our love without them! Stranger: yay for forbidben love! You: Like Romeo and Juliet Stranger: only with out the death You: no, with the death! TO THE DEATH! <3 <3 Stranger: oh u ninjas and your death hehehe You: tehe Stranger: so long as its somebody elses death then im cool with it You: mmkay Stranger: then we can steal their gold!! You: Yay! Stranger: hoozah! You: Huzzah! You: http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf Stranger: ? You: BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! You: and ninjas are even freer Stranger: and ninja pirate babys are the freeist You: for sure <3 Stranger: so lets get down to the baby making You have disconnected.
My mom got one that's not a creeper! Here: Spoiler You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi random stranger Stranger: i'm not a random stranger You: so you say Stranger: sure. i'm a person exhausted from a 6.5 hr shift at work Stranger: and i hate grapes Stranger: it's random, but probably not strange Stranger: a lot of people are like that You: my shift never ends Stranger: hahaha Stranger: let me guess: IT Stranger: if not, some government crony ... ? You: ? Stranger: nothing Stranger: what do you do for a living? You: im a ninja Stranger: even in this economy? You: more so Stranger: you're able to stay afloat in the ninja biz? Stranger: awesome You: thanks Stranger: i like your line of work Stranger: it seems kind of exhausting though You: and what is yours Stranger: i'm not russian Stranger: and... i sleep You: good for u Stranger: agreed Stranger: so why are you here? Stranger: killing time? You: bored You: waiting for my supper to be delivered Stranger: what's for supper. You: steak...damn pirates are slow Stranger: heh You: this is supposed to be random..yes? Stranger: sure Stranger: say random shit Stranger: lie your ass off You: random shit Stranger: as if we don't already in real life You: what do you think i've beendoing Stranger: you? waiting for supper. being hungry. smoking a joint. thinking about stuff that you would be so good at doing, but never doing anything Stranger: jacking off Stranger: if you're a guy You: not poosibe Stranger: idk, if you're a girl~ Stranger: probably the same thing Stranger: just in a higher pitched voice Stranger: people are all the same You: not in this neck of the woods Stranger: where are you located? You: my ship is currently docked Stranger: that's right, you're a ninja... on a pirate ship Stranger: waiting for supper Stranger: forgot about that bit Stranger: i have a bad memory You: hope you don't have a job with memory required Stranger: ha Stranger: my job is completely dependent on memory You: rainbow sherbert makes my ears wet Stranger: oh, you're going the green ideas sleep furiously route Stranger: okay You: maybe Stranger: you know, today is "cal day" at my uni, and i was surprised at the number people in the linguistics dept Stranger: it's very difficult to find the lab Stranger: maybe all the signs/posters actually helped You: too rich for this blood Stranger: chocoalte Stranger: chocolate* Stranger: 70% cacao Stranger: white Stranger: milk Stranger: hazelnut Stranger: vanilla blend You: beer Stranger: vodka Stranger: dark You: rum is better Stranger: =] Stranger: i'm glad Stranger: tiramisu requires it You: with diet coke Stranger: yes Stranger: i agree You: i'll have one if you will Stranger: definitely You: with my steak Stranger: yea Stranger: sounds like a great supper! Stranger: i haven't even had any yet You: grill is warming Stranger: maybe i should consider getting some food You: am i making you hungry Stranger: no, i'm not that hungry Stranger: just a bit snack-y You: i think i'll have two Stranger: two steaks? You: no..rum/cokes Stranger: ahaha Stranger: k You: grill ran out of gas You: butler is attaching a new one Stranger: badly? You: no...reaaalllly good!! Stranger: oh ! good! Stranger: we can let the rabbit out now Stranger: they're getting claustrophobic You: i thinnk so...be free..be free Stranger: ew, that one is missing a leg =/ Stranger: did you have a chunk of him before the steak? Stranger: getting impatient or something?? Stranger: how can a rabbit hop with 3 legs You: thats where lucky charms come from.... Stranger: oh man Stranger: i have been so misguided all my life Stranger: "may the lord smite me" and so o Stranger: on* You: my pine trees are swaying Stranger: i just sneezed from it Stranger: i know You: bless u Stranger: thanks You: the birds are singing Stranger: that sounds... tasty? You: do you have a dolphin on your window Stranger: i lost my window three years ago Stranger: in a fight You: mine is next to to starfish You: my favorite movie is Hudson Hawk Stranger: my favorite play is the glass menagerie ...? although anything by chekov, too Stranger: i don't know what my favorite movie is! holy shit!! Stranger: you had me by surprise Stranger: i blanked out... i can't remember which ones i liked more You: "would you like to swing on a star?" Stranger: yes, i'd like to carry moonbeams home in a jar You: would you rather be a fish? Stranger: i'd rather be a pig =( Stranger: = bacon You: you sound hungry Stranger: i was lying Stranger: i'm also really angry You: poo Stranger: yea Stranger: poo! Stranger: <stamp feet> Stranger: etc You: i don't like angry Stranger: i'm sorry Stranger: yeah You: i have lots of angry students Stranger: at least you don't teach differential geometry =/ You: no, i teach those much younger Stranger: i think people are angrier when they grow older, actually Stranger: when you're young Stranger: you do scream and yell a lot Stranger: but it doesn't mean much Stranger: it's not a very deep anger, anyway Stranger: it's something that you can wish away with candy You: thats what i keep telling them Stranger: do they listen? You: candy solves everything Stranger: =] You: not good listeners Stranger: heh You: only four yrs old Stranger: i wonder if four-year-olds from other countries are as angry Stranger: i wonder what it would have been like to grow up in east germany, for ex You: depends on the parents Stranger: in the bitterest of times, with barely any bread. do they have any energy to yell and scream then ? Stranger: it does, you're right You: of corse i'm right..i'm a teacher after all Stranger: heh You: my ninja skills are shared Stranger: ninja skill You: of corse.. You: if you are a skilled ninja..everything else is easy Stranger: sure You: life is good..here in the woods..by the dock Stranger: life is sterilized here, in the semi-city Stranger: occasionally someone says something fresh, and occasionally someone sells orange juice straight from the fruit or something like that Stranger: mostly not You: is that like a semi-circle Stranger: we have many of them Stranger: in our semicity You: I'm sorry to hear that... Stranger: haha ничего... it's not always true. it's just my state of mind right now. i'm wiped Stranger: taking a breather before i leave for a housewarming Stranger: ok, i think i should put on my coat and go upstairs now Stranger: nice meeting you ninja You: bye tall dark stranger... Stranger: ha You: i'm a dreamer.......... Stranger: you've dreamed the wrong dream Stranger: thanksx Your conversational partner has disconnected. I had to give her a little coaching... she's not used to talking to strangers. Lol.
indeed, this is real old. Trolling chatroulette is much more fun ^_^ *refers to Chatroullete thread somewhere*