OMG. You suck. Just kidding. Congratualtions on being the top poster. With topics like this I can see why.
I always wondered what it would be like to be lactose intolerant. My "brother" is and I keep threatening to put milk into his beer when he's not looking...
I've only been lactose intolerant for about 6 months, it's not that weird, you just need to take dairy pills before you eat basically anything white, it all has cream in it...and everything has cheese.