Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/4918 ... heaven.gif Apparently he didn't die of a heart attack: he was found having a stroke in the children's ward. None of this politcal correctness on NF. Post your best jokes guys
just heard they're gunna melt down Michael Jackson's body and turn it into toys so little kids can play with him for a change
The Jackson familey have just been on the news!!! they say they havnt seen Michael Jackson this stiff since he watched peter pan!!
I guy at work came downstairs and had a massive go at everyone today for telling these jokes. I don't know how I didn't wet myself... Laughing, that is.
A friend of mine said this *Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to hospital... "Put me on the children's ward".
I don't like how you guys are portraying Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson was a great artist and excellent performer. In fact, he was so good he TOUCHED people of all ages!
This isn't funny at all...Micheal Jackson was one of the greatest entertainers of all-time and gave millions away to charity. To make fun of someone (especially after they just died) is just wrong.
I only liked his moves, yea he was a great artist but I didn't liked how he looked in the past...10 years? I mean that nose correction was one of the things Eminem exploited too in one of his vids. :maha:
This is a mean topic man Micheal Jackson was awesome he was the god of pop man and his moves were awesome u guys shouldnt maek fun of him
This is a mean topic man Micheal Jackson was awesome he was the god of pop man and his moves were awesome u guys shouldnt maek fun of him