Smelly's man guru thread

Discussion in 'World of SPAM' started by Smelly, Mar 31, 2010.

  1. Smelly

    Smelly Level IV

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    Here we stray away from Angie's topic of make up shizzle and discuss the manlier things you may need advice for.

    Like hunting, shaving, eating red meat, having sex, going to the gym, getting massive and needlework.

    Word.
     
  2. Smelly

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    And now I realise that Richy started a similar thread, but lets roll with it anyway!
     
  3. Angelika

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    This is absurd.
     
  4. PrinceErik

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    This is not absurd. So which classic muscle car do you recommend I get, price range isn't a problem. I was thinking a chevy chevelle SS 454
     
  5. WildSnorlax

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  6. John

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    Not telling because you'll just be jealous psshh..
    You never..
     
  7. Phee

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    how do i pick up sluts at my local trashy bar
     
  8. PrinceErik

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    I am stepping in on this one. You said they were sluts , so need to try to pick them up. You walk in they will come
     
  9. Zer0

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    With your arms.
     
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  10. John

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    Not telling because you'll just be jealous psshh..
    no.
    with a crane.
     
  11. Richy

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    How do I find out what year a certain Lexus is from?
    I have the car, the license plates, and the keys =P
     
  12. Angelika

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    Oh lawd
     
  13. Smelly

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    It's true. I'm a loser virgin.
     
  14. Billy

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    check the vin, the model year should be the 10th digit
     
  15. Richy

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    And... um... where is my vin number?
    I'm not a big car guy :maha:
     
  16. Billy

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    either in the bottom right corner of the windshield or under the door hinge
     
  17. Billy

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    my bad i meant door latch
     
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  18. Richy

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    All mine this summer!
     
  19. PrinceErik

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    billy, I know you hate my classic muscles cars, but would you say a '71 chevy chevelle ss454, a '70 plymouth hemi-cuda, or a '69 Ford mustang boss 429?
     
  20. Billy

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    mustang.... easily