and i got FAR too drunk before we even got in the club. So anyone i'm outside the club about 12.30am as i need fresh air, all my mates inside and this girl gets kicked out then is crying cos her mates won't come out so she can't get home. So long story short, she's now asleep behind me. (nothing happened) Who says uni isn't fun! Got a test in 3hrs as well =) double fun times!
You need to give me drinking pointers. My 18th is in October, and I just KNOW the people i'm celebrating with will try to destroy me.
Anything that well save me helps XD They don't even have to be useful. What do girls even order at bars? :S
Depends, flirt a bit and make the lads pay vodka + redbulls (vodbuls) or ciders or glass of wine if its a bar not club usually things like that In general just dirnk slow and have a meal! Update on story: she wakes up i turn round she laughs Im like wtf? Then she tells me ive got a cat drew on my face. and then i remember we did face paintings in the club xD but ive got no mirror, so im using PC reflection trying to wash off face paint. :arf:
zzz, nothing happened.. dude epic fail what do you think the drinking and the college is for though I suppose if you were that drunk you would've probably just fallen over or vomited all over each other ENJOY IT! (not the vomiting and 'stuff' obviously) Moo: Get a close male friend (ie. bf) to share your drink and make them drink the bulk of it no one will really notice as long as your not nursing your drink for too long, if your male friend can't handle the booze either tell him to man up
Day 2 of freshers drinking started at 3pm On vodka + orange juice, i will update the news tomorrow! Lmfao i don't take advantage of drunk girls. I had to take her to work then get tram to uni xD bad times. Test went good though
You'll be proud of me SoC... Decided to invite my sister in law and his boyfriend (drink partner) last week-end. 24 beers , 4 liters of wine and 2 hours of guitar hero 3 later, I went to bed totally wasted (but with the right girl: my wife) Bad hangover. Last time I send my wife buying wine. Cheap one is hard on the head.
Cheap wines horrible! Never buy that crap xD cheap vodka however is a god! <3 The right girl pfft bit of wife swapping ftw His
Vodka tastes crap xD When I go drinking its usually mixed with redbull and tango xD I would tell you stories about last time I got drunk but I cant remember much apart from trying to kick a door down and failing Did you picture your face?? <3
Day 2 is over! and man am i DUCKED! 7am. must leave in 45mins been sick 3 times cant eat. Anyway (pic in spoiler) Spoiler enjoy <3
Change of plan Football trials today however! EEEEEK! im so unfit and ate CRAP and too much beer. least there at 4pm. argh... Fail time to commence!
football trials on freshers week! STUPID IDEA! I was so slow and unfit, but they didn't go too bad. Got a few good crunching tackles in =) Got second trials on sunday now!
I actually feel sick for you, reading about all of this alcohol... I had way too much wine last Saturday night, whilst away for the weekend at a family Christening. In a church, trying to focus on the vicar, trying to stand in heels and sing "If I was a butterfly" and "He's got the whole world in his hands" WITH A HANGOVER? Never, never again...
Shouldda drunk beforehand, i never have problems singing when drunk (The right words however IS TRICKY!) Just woke up, got in at 7.30am from last night. I actually just died, didn't even manage to take my shoes off and I'm pretty sure i'm still drunk. good times though =) so many fit uni girls! and £1.80 for snake bite and black! (1/2 carlsberg + 1/2 strongbow + blackcurrant) <3 <3 Yummy
LMAO wow the face paint...xD This was before you got horribly drunk? And was that the chick you had at your place overnight?