imwasted and feel like crap xD and my floors fecekd and full of beer and im now dating a 22yr old chick, 5yr solder than me fitas **** GOod times i;kll regeret this in monringx D
wow Soc is on fire alright.. 22 year old gf nice... she got some experience then lol.. The roof the roof is on fire we dont need to call nobody let that motherF*cker burn.
I was thinking he meant stop drinking, drink water and be on the toilet all night xD haha Oh, and she's married haha Good times :_-) head hurts though
same stop water plus toilet roll what the hell?!?!?!?!?! saw the spoiler but think i prefer Soc interpretation
Spoiler Haha, it could be advice if you had diarrhea. Stop. Drink lots of water. And have toilet paper ready. And Chilly, there's always the edit button!
OMG what kind of 22 year old woman dates a 17 year old boy? What's wrong with her? What's her deformity???
Well first official date today And lets say it could of gone better We bumped into the girl i was obsessed with sister and we bumped into her husband (In middle of divorce) What an interesting first date xD apart from that though, it was amazing Can't wait to go york and see her <3
Nah, it was in a bar, he was like let me buy you a drink then noticed me and was like is that your boyfriend and she said yes and he was ike oh, and then it was awkward for about 5mins before we made our excuses and left Funny but bad times xD
I'm disturbed by this. I'm 22 in like a week. That would be like me dating one of my little brother's friends. Or even worse, that would be like me dating YOU! Mind you, at least we could have romantic nights in autobuying. And you could send me Mysterious Valentines Cards and do a little heart on your user lookup that links to mine..
LMFAO i actually just lol'd out loud xD Its not disturbing, its great Older women ftw ;] She looks about 18 and is only first year uni due to problemss in life so she has been put back like 3years of studying Nothing to be distrubed about and xxx im sorry but im now taken if you asked me thursday then i'd of sent you a MV card and put a heart for you <3
And now, my chance has gone.. I just.. I just don't know what to say.. I'm just going to have to say it with a smiley... Big Big, big If you find she's a little too old and want someone slightly younger, who still has that 'older woman' edge, just send me a PM and an Ornate Wooden Love Spoon. <3
Your not married though, and live further than 2hours away Takes the fun out of it And i've still got my doll if it all goes wrong hehe
Well, I'm not married, but I do live with my boyfriend so, you know, there's still a bit of danger there . And I don't live that far away - I'm near Birmingham. I feel like you're just making excuses now so I'll just find someone else to force my affections on (in a completely legal way..)