SSS - Single Sentence Story

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  1. Commy

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    You only have one sentence to contribute to the total story. Next poster continues the story.

    Intro:

    Milanos was hiding in the dense foliage that was the backyard of somebody's house...
     
  2. Milanos

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    And there he met Commyaji, who told him it was his house and he should get out.

    EDIT : Sorry :p Typed it very fast :D
     
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    Whereupon Commyaji berated Milanos for mispelling words before yelling "Help me! My grandpa's glued himself to a lightsaber!"
     
  4. Smelly

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    Realising the idiocy of that statement, Milanos withdrew from his pocket a mobile phone and proceeded to call Smelly for assistance against the raving loony.
     
  5. Virre

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    While all this boring stuff was going on, Virre and Ang were sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
     
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    While Tharoux was watching :p
     
  7. MCheezie

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    In the mean time, MC was knocking back a few.
     
  8. Angelika

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    After MC got tired of drinking, he walked to the tree to hang out with Ang and Virre, who were still K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
     
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    After MC gets tired of watching Ang and Virre K-I-S-S-I-N-G, he throws a pair at Angs head.
     
  10. Phee

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    But little did MC know of Ang's ninja skillz, and she deftly caught it and chucked it back at MC. While still K-I-S-S-I-N-G Virre.
     
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    MC dodges the pair and it impales Phee in the head.
     
  12. Commy

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    And Virre decides to capture the action on his 16GB i-Phone
     
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    Once MC see's the i-Phone, he smashes it to pieces with a hammer...Oh dear, he could of simply tapped it on the table and it would have had the same effect. :nope:
     
  14. Virre

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    Virre didn't bother to get upset, he was just pleased about K-I-S-S-I-N-G Ang. :)
     
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    All of a sudden, a velociraptor shows up, fixes Virre's phone, and then calls Milanos to take creepy pictures of the goings on.
     
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    Luckily for Phee, little did MC know that she had super powers like Hayden Panettiere on Heroes. Phee buys a flamethrower.
     
  17. Virre

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    Meanwhile, Commyaji was working on statistics to help Smelly create better auto buyers.
     
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    And Virre was chastised for being completely off-topic. BadVvirre!
     
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    And Virre responds by throwing rock-hard bread at Phee, knowing that while it can do no permanent harm, the pain still registers
     
  20. MCheezie

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    MC sits under the picnic table sipping lemonade and texting.