Stuck in class for 2 hours!

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  1. chomps268

    chomps268 Level II

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    Yes... I am, unfortunately.

    Anyone have any suggestions? I'm stuck on this semi-slow computer <.<; (computer applications class). I don't have a final, and I'm bored as hell. The proxy is a killer, too. It filters almost everything :(
     
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    addictinggames.com

    childish but so fun.
     
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    Yea xD I used to go there all the time, until they filtered it >=[

    Basically what I need is an uber proxy... Erm... What am I saying? Two more HALF days of school, and I'm out, so it doesn't even matter anymore xD

    (I'm bored, so I'm going to start talking about random stuff now, instead of "spamming" in other topics ><)

    I have finals for Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. All three of these days are half days, meaning I have two periods for two hours (normally one hour per period), then we get out of school.

    Today I had periods 1 and 2. Period one is Computer Applications. I'm passing that class with an A, so I didn't even bother with the final. I just took the day off and went online for that period. That was the time period when I posted this D: Second period, I had Weights. My class was swimming today, in the schools pool, since it's the end of the year. I had already taken my clothes home for good for the year, on Friday, so I didn't swim. Instead, me and two other friends hung out in the Foyia (I don't know how to spell it -.-), which is a little room connected to the gym. We were sitting down, and I heard keys, so I was like "Shit, run!" and me and my friends ran. I ran around the corner, and peeked around. Both my friends got cought, so I just walked out, since the security guard saw me anyways.

    She took us up to the office, and we had to sit down in the seats. They told us they thought that we were smoking weed, and had weed or some other illegal drug on us. We laughed and my friend Matt had to go first. They took him in a room, and strip searched him. When they finished with him, they brought me in to strip search me. First, they made me take everything out of my pockets. I put my iPod, wallet and finally, I threw my bag of guages on the table (Ear gauges, just incase you think I'm talking about something else. It looks like a bag you would keep weed in). The other security guard, Dick (that's his name -.-;), who is an old fart and has no tongue (got it cut out from chewing tobacco), picked it up and screams "HAHA YOUR BUSTED NOW, HAHA STUPID KID". He looks real close, and realises that it's not weed in there, but gauges. He puts it down and walks out of the room. The vice principle searched my backpack. I had nothing on me, and neither did either of my friends, so we got to go, without getting in trouble.

    I got kinda close to getting busted though, seeing as I had water balloons on me... Read my next post to understand why <.<;
     
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    Haha, I'd suggest. www.fark.com for humorous and not so humorous daily news articles, but the 2 hours has already long past. I think.
     
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    super lawlz at the secrity guard thing.

    you mean a web proxy right? i don't thin most schools will allow a user to use browser proxies.
     
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    Okay, this is the spam board, so I don't think I can get in trouble for double posting? o_O

    I don't want to risk my stuff being cut off, because it can't hold so much, so I made a new post...

    Anyways, on Friday, that was the Seniors' last day, so they set up a prank. They filled a 4 foot tall trash can with water balloons, and were going to throw them during break, but the principle caught word, and got on the loud speaker:

    "I am very disappointed in what I am hearing you seniors are going to do. I will have cameras all over the school, so if anything really does happen, you will get busted, and suspended for the last three days of school (Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday). That means you will not be able to take your finals, which most likely will result in the failing of your classes. Please don't make a wrong decision, I don't want to have to suspend anyone. On another note, teachers, I want you all outside supervising the students to make sure nothing happens. That is all. Please, make me proud."

    Break came, and sure enough, water balloons were being thrown all over the place. People were getting hit left and right, and I almost got hit quite a few times, but I escaped >:) Some people were using slingshots, and some people were just throwing them by hand. It was pretty awesome to watch, people even recorded it on their cell phones. Sure enough, a few people got busted, and the principle came on the loud speaker again and was crying, and while crying, tried to mumble some words in:

    "I am very disappointed. I expected more from you guys. *crying* *mumbles some useless crap* *crying some more* *gets off loud speaker*"

    I guess CBS got all of it on camera, and on the news, they found 60 other people throwing the balloons, and busted them, getting them all suspended. I thought it was kind of funny, because they made a big thing about Dick being racist. They made a big deal about him on the news, saying he was racist, because he walked up to some random black guy and tried to bust him, saying he threw balloons, even though he didn't.

    Anyways, today is monday now, and me and some other friends plan to throw some more balloons on Wednesday (the last day). As soon as I got to school, I got offered to throw some more, so I immediately said yes. They won't know about it, because only close friends are going to hear about this one, and they're all going to be extra careful, so word doesn't get out all over campus.

    But yea, 3 hours before I got strip searched, I had the balloons in my backpack, along with slingshots, and hoses to flill them up with. I didn't feel comfortable with them on me, seeing as I emptied my backpack, and all I had left in it was 5 books that I had to turn in, which would leave my backpack empty with water balloons only, so if someone picked it up, they'd be like "wtf is this?" and open it, and boom, busted. So I handed them to a friend and asked him to hold them. Sure enough, 3 hours later, I got searched.

    I've been getting in alot of trouble with the school lately, from ditching, and other stuff, so pretty much, if I got caught with those balloons, I would have probably been expelled.
     
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    Mmhmm it's the spam corner.

    And that sounds so amazing. My uptight principal would absolutely blow a you-know-what if that happened. Lawlz we had like five fake bomb threats last year and it was awesome.
     
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    Haha, last year we had one fake bomb threat. It was hilarious. I think the kid even got busted o_O;

    I seriously think Dick is gay though, because when he made me strip, he kept on grasping my legs, like I had something INSIDE my legs. Like wtf? xD
     
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    You totally should have shoved your crotch into his face while he was down there. :)
     
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    Yeah...We got into trouble for even using shaving cream. All we did was barricade the front gates and made all non-final year students crawl under with their hands tied behind their backs.
     
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    xD Although that would have been hilarious, that probably would have got me expelled, seeing as I'm on a short leash with the school, as of now. Plus, I already feel pretty violated without having my crotch in his face :maha:

    Haha, that's hilarious! I'm so doing that my Senior year xD