Take the following 4-question quiz and see if you qualify

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  1. jonsjon

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    You need to answer all 4 questions correctly in order to qualify. Don't click the spoiler tags until you are sure you've got your answer. Don't go to the next question until you've found out the answers to the previous questions.​


    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

    Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

    Wrong Answer.

    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.



    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?

    Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

    Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.



    4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

    Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

    I got all 4 correct. For real! :)
     
    #1 jonsjon, Jul 31, 2009
  2. Jaggerrr

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    That was TERRIBLY.. entertaining
     
    #2 Jaggerrr, Jul 31, 2009
  3. John

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    :p :p
     
    #3 John, Jul 31, 2009
  4. Phee

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    Roflmao my answers, fo realz:

    1) Shove him in.
    2) Cut up the body.
    3) The elephant!
    4) Pour poisonous gasoline into the water.
     
    #4 Phee, Jul 31, 2009
  5. lazypando

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    1. chop him up
    2. shove him in
    3. errr idk...let's look at the spoiler
    4. the giraffe?...

    :lol:
     
    #5 lazypando, Jul 31, 2009
  6. Lightning

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    Is this one of the stupid tests?

    1. Just stick the thing in there o_O
    2. Umm, put the elephant in the freezer side or just take the giraffe thingy out...
    3. Ahh, that answers the one above...the elephant in the fridge
    4. They're alligators o_O? Oh, they're animals :D; ah, they're at the little meeting thingy...

    EDIT: That took a while before I finally figured it was something like a stupid test :D
     
    #6 Lightning, Jul 31, 2009
  7. CoS

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    1 Buy a big fridge?

    2 Buy an even bigger fridge?

    3 The dodo?

    4 Use the bridge?

    Now to check the answers :arf:

    Edit: Lol I failed xD
     
    #7 CoS, Jul 31, 2009
  8. Dreamerz

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    I cheated! I like the test it was funny!
     
    #8 Dreamerz, Jul 31, 2009
  9. KillaVixen

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    1. cut it up
    2.put it through a wood chipper?

    3.the elephant
    4.swim for your life!

    i failed lol
     
    #9 KillaVixen, Aug 1, 2009
  10. SoC

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    test
     
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  11. Aaron

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    1. Cut it up, stuff inside fridge.
    2. Open fridge, take out giraffe and put in the elephant.
    3. The elephant.
    4. By swimming.

    Eww these are all told in school everyday -.-
     
    #11 Aaron, Aug 2, 2009