The neverending story. (& I don't mean the movie!)

I wanted to see how long we could make this story. Each post must be ONE SENTENCE, and not a run-on sentence. Anyone can add anytime, and I wanted to see how long we could make this go. The story does not need to make sense, but also needs to kind of flow a little. Like, this is okay:

User 1: There once was a chia from The Lost Desert.
User 2: She sat on a spider and killed it.


This is not okay:

User 1: There once was a chia from the Lost Desert.
User 2: Googly googly worm goo-goo-gachoob-popcorn-elbow.



Okay, i'll start:

Every now and again, Expon the Chomby seemed a little blue when he stared at his computer screen.

 

Neopets had installed a new cookie and was freezing everybody.

 

Though this did not stop him, it angered him to a point where his color changed to fire.