what a night! (18+)

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  1. SoC

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    Started off crap, few cans in mates flat playing pro evo
    Then hit a few gay clubs for a dance, overpriced beer, tranvestites etc, eurgh
    Then we get offered wristbands for a Sex toy erotic dance music club xD for £3.50 ($6) so we say fuck it lets bring it!
    so we all buy one, and go on the hunt for this club
    On the way we take a shortcut down a side street, 2 chavs walk past us, "want some charlie?" (heroin or cocaine, i forget which one it is)
    so we're like nah mate, so then they walk a bit further on and another chav comes over, "e are, you got a spare fag like?" so we say no (we do but we aint giving the chav one) so this chav starts acting up, now theres 6 of us and 1 of him, he squares up to my mate exchanging harsh words, so we're like feck this we aint having that, so we was all facing him, so we surrounded him so he was completely boxed in, give him a firm warning, and his crackhead mates come back over, start giving us all the crap, "You know who the F i am?" so we force all 3 of them into centre and box them in, few more harsh words exchanged before they fuck off after they realise we aint gonna back down.

    So anyway, fun bit over xD we get to this club, its amazing, girls with skirts about 2cm long, tops that can only be described as bras.
    Was an awesome night raving, girls dancing in bra's, stripping each other off, licking chocolate of each other, and then i spot 2 girls, pretty fit in corner of dance floor, so i dance my way over to them and she starts like grinding with me, so im like F yes! Ste's pulled xD Then my mates drag me away, so i'm like WTF GUYS?! Then they reveal she's a prossie and her pimp is watching me xD boooo!

    I think thats it!
    Was an epic night!
     
  2. Ak*

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    holy shit SOC your gonna get killed before your next bday if you have nights like these on a regular basis lol.
     
  3. SoC

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    nooooooooo
    i wanna at least make 18 so i can party properly instead of sneaking into clubs xD

    (I love the smoking ban :p)
     
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    reminds me of last weekend. got shittered at my house me and a group of homes then we decided to take a walk. we walked all the way to a nearby schoolyard and lit up like 10 joints got chased by the cops after we smoked (all of us got away) we were all paranoid as fuck so we walked to another district all together (ghetto)and almost got into a fight with a black fella, so he calls all his guys out and we get chased yet again. We left my house at 12;00pm and didnt come back untill almost 6am lol..
     
  5. Brian

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    miss those nights! such fun times.
     
  6. systemnova

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    Yea, i remember the days when my life was like this. Great memories, and stories but not much of anything else.
    In the end you realize there is a part deep inside that craves stability, belonging and a sense of contribution back to the world that made you. Happiness is what happens in between the great parties where someone other than you felt great.
     
  7. Jaggerrr

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    So hows the herpes going?
     
  8. Will

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    Paragraph much?


    Also, I hate stories without conflict.


    If you had said 'I went out, got drunk, got in a fight, stabbed two, then raped the dead bodies', that might interest me. It'd make me feel disturbed to talk to you - but it'd interest me ;D
     
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    Rap 4 teh w0nz
     
  10. jonsjon

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    Why did that guy asked you for a "fag"? That's quite a weird request.
     
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    LOL a fag = cigarette :p
     
  14. jonsjon

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    Okay, now I know to look at urbandictionary before I ask those questions
    Pretty weird word for a cigarette, I always thought it meant something else. :D
     
  15. SoC

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    haha a fag is a normal word for a cig round here, no one ever calls them cigs xD
    Second nature for me now.

    And yeh it has two meaning :p
     
  16. Will

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    PICARD FACEPALM!