What is the most random thing you've ever experienced?

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  1. Anonymous

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    Random Contest!

    I've come to the conclusion that at some point in everyone's life, they experience something random. Determining how random such events are is totally up to you. I've actually started this in my school a while ago. This is how things work.

    *One person will post a random event and someone else will respond to it.
    - in there response, they have to include a rating from 1-10, and another random thing. Plus any comments on the previous events.


    *The level of randomness is calculated on how far from the actual event (In which said randomness occurs.)

    *The scale of randomness will be numerical...1,2,3-10/ Ten being the most random.

    *Also, if the event isn't random at all, we hold the almighty power to give it a zero.

    Let the games begin!


    (oh, and the winner by April 10 wins 100k ;) )


    One of my randomnesses:

    I was at this hockey game, and there was this fat lard of a woman beside me. It was disgusting! She had to pretty much SCREW herself into the seat, but her blubber hung over the 2 seats bbeside her. She had to wait for everyone else to leave the game before she could *attempt* at getting out.
     
  2. Konvict

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    3 for your random event as it was funny

    The most random event i have experienced is been held at gun point with a shotgun :shock: :lol:
     
  3. Anonymous

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    umm... i'd give that a 6.
     
  4. SoC

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    My most random event was coming across a random event thread on NF :p

    *YES go ahead and give me a 0 :p*
    Ive got no imagination and cant even remember anything that happened beyond 10minutes ago so meh if i think of something else ill post :p
     
  5. Anonymous

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    0/10

    I was in a park one summer and some woman wished me and my friend a merry Christmas and happy new year
     
  6. daydee

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    7/10

    I was out shopping on my own when a man came over to me and handed me a bunch of flowers and said 'Would you like these flowers, I'm sure you would appreciate them more than that ungreatful bitch" and walked off!
     
  7. SonicBoom

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    i got high one night like really high and then i couldnt stop twitching like my eyes kept flickering


    4/10 for the previous one
     
  8. Anonymous

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    7/10

    xD

    SonicBoom, please read the guidelines :twisted:

    I was going to walmart one day, and I saw this realy fat woman running towards the store. She ran into the exit door, then fell flat on her bak. Don't worry, the door was ok.
     
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    6/10

    I was walking my dog, and some other dog came up and bit my nuts.. It hurt.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    one day i was in the hallway at school and someone came up and said "I'm wearing the same shirt as -name of another kid at our school-. You wanna fight about it?"
     
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    On Christmas day I randomly phone people and say Merry Christmas. Half the time the person will say, "Is this Jack/Name?" and we go on talking about nothing.
     
  12. luishem

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    lol funny
    8.5/10
    but my event is too disgusting, so I think I wont post it
     
  13. Anonymous

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    EDIT: no more 100k prize, just got Iced :(
     
  14. daydee

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    Oh no Oddworth, sorry to hear that, what was it for?

    Luishem, do you mean disgusting rude or disgusting sick? I can handle sick but not rude :lol:
     
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    Well a lot of random things happen to me, but the most recent happened last week. This homeless man hit on me while I was walking to class...

    homeless man: ooo baby you so fine, give me a hug and a dollar!
    me: umm no get away from me
    homeless man: aww baby why you white girls always got be mean to us black folk? we need some lovin too!
    me: no, it's not because you're black, it's because you smell like pee!

    hobos are funny.
     
  16. Anonymous

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    8.5! that's awesome!

    I WAS ON A PARK BENCH, WITH A BURGER, AND MY BAG FLEW AWAY (WIND). WHEN I CAME BACK FROM RETRIEVING IT, SOME HOBO TOOK MY BURGER!

    eEdti: sorry for caps. Keyboard jammed xD
     
  17. goncalo

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    Loled 8/10

    Well the most random thing that happened with me... Maybe when one day I was walking behind and stumbled in a small bush and because I was walking on a sloping road I got really hurt when I feel :oops:
     
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