Who on gods earth is chuck norris!!!

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  1. interhacker

    interhacker Level IV

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    Cant be arsed to google it!

    Im from the uk but i keep hearing about him on cod5
     
  2. MCheezie

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    omg....
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    that's chuck norris
     
  3. surreptitious

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    :O

    You just crushed my soul.
    Chuck Norris is an actor with martial arts skills.
    He kicks ass in everything that he's ever been in. Even if it sucked, he's Chuck Norris!

    His signature is his roundhouse kick. I watched "Walker, Texas Ranger," like, every day of my life when I was younger.

    He has a million jokes.

    Please, please let this turn in to a thread about Chuck Norris jokes.


    "Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink."
    "Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise."
    "Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, and when he left, they were just the Islands."

    w00t!
     
  4. Dark

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    chuck norris is a god and chuck norris would of known who chuck norris is just because hes chuck norris
     
  5. tharoux

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    finally, a good thread in the spam section:

    -Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
    -Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
    -Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
    -When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    -Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
    -Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
    -Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
    -Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result. :lol:
    -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
    -Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

    Enough... I can barely read... ROFLOL BIG TIME !!!!
     
  6. mjnskivt

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    It's rumored that Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
    There's no control button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
    There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
    When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

    Just a few :lol:
     
  7. interhacker

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    So hes an idle then :p
     
  8. Royal

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    Google.com > Chuck Norris > I'm Feeling Lucky

    DO IT!
     
  9. cc61

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    It is not google who finds Chuck Norris it is Chuck Norris who finds Google (and everyone knows Google is God) lol

    Nah he's just a big joke it sort of made a buzz on Internet that's all
     
  10. Royal

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    Oh nevermind

    Go to google.com > Type this in the search box > Find Chuck Norris > Then click I'm Feeling Lucky.
     
  11. cc61

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    Google has some funny thing sgoing on
     
  12. Royal

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    What?! No you dont....
     
  13. cc61

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    Oh yeah I got results because first I did it in the French version of Google and it doesn't work. it only works on the American version
     
  14. Cacklenub

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    Oh that's really good thanks a lot lol
     
  16. interhacker

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    "Cant be arsed to google it!"


    Reading not your strong point? :)
     
  17. Commy

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    What's Chuck's favourite weapon?
    [​IMG]
     
  18. surreptitious

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    Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.