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  1. Virre

    Virre Level IV

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    How do I get someone interested in me? My budget 400 dollars.
     
    #1 Virre, Jan 21, 2009
  2. Fendi

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    ...toot your car horn?
     
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  3. Virre

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    Don't own no car
     
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  4. Cheeto

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    Send naked pictures of yourself to their phone?
     
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  5. Fendi

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    Ring your bike bell... Do hookers get on bikes?
     
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  6. Cheeto

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    Not where I live :(
     
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  7. Virre

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    Don't got no bike, I'm a poor student. And I'm not interested in hookers, there is a specific person that I want and I am wondering how I can get her attention for 400 bucks or less.
     
    #7 Virre, Jan 21, 2009
  8. Fendi

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    I wouldn't if I was a hooker... yes...if

    Urm have you tried flirting?
     
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  9. Cheeto

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    Just be yourself and maybe buy her some flowers. It depends on what kind of person she is.

    Or noodz...
     
    #9 Cheeto, Jan 21, 2009
  10. Royal

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    OHAI.

    I AM HAWT LADIE. IF YOU GIEF 400 DOLARZ END

    newdz

    I WILL GIEF SOUL.
     
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  11. Virre

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    What is this "flirting" you speak of?

    She's french, so flowers won't work. I gave her a baguette once, but it had little or no impact on her.
     
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  12. Hally

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    Give her a razor, i hear da french wimen dont shave their pits. she'll appreciate it.
     
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  13. Cheeto

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    French? This one will be tricky then. You'll have to really go all out.

    No idea dude :(
     
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  14. Fendi

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    Hehe the money you have is pointless it's all about flirting and talking. If she mentions whilst talking a favourite film or type of food then think of something romantic to go with that it shows you care and your interested =]
     
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  15. Virre

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    I've seen her pits, they were shaved :(

    I once gave her a buttered popcorn flavoured jelly bean, does that count as romantic?
     
    #15 Virre, Jan 21, 2009
  16. Hally

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    Use the money on flunitrazepam (sp). She'll love you for a night, but not remember it.
     
    #16 Hally, Jan 21, 2009
  17. Cheeto

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    OH DARN?
     
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  18. Fendi

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    Hally why do you know that drug name...
     
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  19. Virre

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    I'm leaning towards this...
    What's the reccomended dose?
     
    #19 Virre, Jan 21, 2009
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    pick up lines are the key to success!

    "Did you have Campbell's soup today? Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!"
     
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