Would you rather?

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  1. Rhett

    Rhett Level IV

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    Yup, time to start a 'would you rather...?" game. Three rules:
    1) No chain breaking! D:<<<
    2) Keep the horribly vulgar questions to a minimum?
    3) Give a short reason why you picked the one you did so it doesn't become a spam thread.

    So just answer the would you rather from the previous post, then post your own. Mkay, I'll start.

    Would you rather
    -be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour, or
    -have your eyes glued shut for a day?
     
  2. Megs

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    have your eyes glued shut for a day?
    Because I have asthma, and I think I would die if I screamed for an hour.

    Would You Rather....
    -Be forced to eat roadkill, uncooked. xD
    -Eat someone else's puke.

    :)
     
  3. lazypando

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    eat someone else's puke...I least I know that won't kill me or get me sick or something T_____T ewwwwww

    Would you rather....
    burn to death
    freeze to death
     
  4. Rhett

    Rhett Level IV

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    D: Those would both kinda suck. Freeze to death. Hopefully I'd go numb after awhile.

    would you rather
    wear shoes made of rocks (yeah, those pointy rocks) that you had to wear 24/7 or
    have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "if"
     
  5. ceneret0023

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    have flares shoot out of my nose cuz i'm a runner so rock shoes would make it kinda hard xD

    would you rather
    be deaf
    or be blind?
     
  6. KillaVixen

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    be deaf becuase i couldnt survive without playing on my computer

    Would you rather
    -Do the dance to 'single ladies' on camera for you tube
    -or streak across the football field at a super bowl game
     
  7. Commy

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    Do the dance to 'single ladies' on camera for youtube, because either way you're going to end up on youtube and dancing is the less embarrassing one.

    Would you rather
    - Go without food for 5 days
    - Go without electricity for 5 days
     
  8. Ak*

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    go without electricity for 5 days.

    -would you get kicked in the balls

    -Or receive a barrage of intentional paper cuts. (similar to Jackass remember)
     
  9. FastBullet

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    better get kicked in the balls because it's not something I tried o_O

    Would you rather :
    - kill a nice pony or
    - slay Billy
     
  10. Cacklenub

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    slay billy

    ponies are pwnful :D billy is nubful

    would you rather
    -unban royal
    -have nf shut down for a year

    AWWWWW ALL THE BAD POSSIBILITIES
     
  11. Rhett

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    Unban Royal. Who said we couldn't reban him?


    Would you rather...
    be famous or infamous?
     
  12. Ak*

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    Infamous.

    would you rather die fast or from a terminal illness
     
  13. Rhett

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    Is that even a 'would you rather'? fast. cancer would suck balls.

    love or money? like the perfect love that, even when you're 80, you're still madly in love. and like perfect money. like... $23 million.
     
  14. piggybepink

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    Perfect love. P: But some money would be great, too.

    Would you rather
    - Have HP--or whatever your favorite book is--world come true
    - Neopia to exist
     
  15. Rhett

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    "or whatever your favorite book is--world come true" - IRL neopets would suck. They'd stick you in a freezer for googling spanish words in class for that vocab test. :|


    "magic" to exist (in whatever form you want. through wands, fingertips... wtf, I don't care)
    or Pokemon irl? Screw the bus, I'm taking pigeot to school!
     
  16. ceneret0023

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    have pokemon exist! i'll just have my abra do all the magic crap i would want!

    Have munsterpoo's account or automatically collect all the interest from his main and all of his sides as long as he's active?
     
  17. Rhett

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    I would say interest, but most of munsterpoo's value is in items. You'd have to have Ultimate Riches! balance of 1,167,997,081 NP to get 400k. In closing, I'll take the account, please.

    10mil legit NP (that you can't trade) or
    $35 :p
     
  18. Synidaeum

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    35$, because I could always make 10mil illegit.

    Twenty years in prison or
    Ten years stranded on a deserted island (with no idea *when* you're going to be picked up. I.E. you won't know it's ten years until the tenth year and you're found).
     
  19. surreptitious

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    Either one completely destroys your life, so I'll take stranded for 10 years.
    When I first decided that I wanted laser surgery, it was so that when I got stranded on a desert island with some very pretty cabana boys and a tanker full of mai-tai that I wouldn't have to bother with running out of contacts. ;)
    It's hard to let dreams like that die.
    And no one's said that there aren't cabana boys on this island, right?
    I can be stranded /with/ people?


    Would you rather be confined to a hospital room for life because of some kind of severe allergy to stepping outside of that room, or find out that you have three pain-free weeks to live before you begi the decent into an excruciatingly painful death of pancreatic cancer?

    :)
     
  20. Rhett

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    Severe allergy please. Since, most likely, you've had this allergy since birth, you wouldn't know the joys of outside world.

    A week, all expenses paid, resort vacation of spa treatment, room service, scuba diving... the works.
    or a $1500 to spend on a new computer/car payments or whatever you'd like.