WTF. Cougar?

I think I got "attacked by a cougar" today. So to speak.

I went back into the city (or to the suburbs, but "city" compared to where I live) after my couple days back with the folks in Orbost, and I noticed I was on the roster for work. So I did.

Then this like 35, maybe 40 (tops) woman comes up to me, American, and says something pretty corny about aphrodisiacs and flowers .. because I work in a plant nursery, as you may or may not know. And she looks like the typical kind of, I don't know, "cougar" .. they're called, apparently, with the blond hair, lean body and etc's.

I go back to my business after a quick chat, exercising my complete lack of horticultural knowledge, and I get told to carry this massive pot out to someone's car. And it's her car. And it was a nice car (Billy will want to know that it was an E63 AMG Estate, but no one else will care). And when I'm done she says she's new here, and gives me her number.

What the fuck.

I'm quite perplexed now, an hour off finishing work. I actually know nothing about her, other than she lives about 15 minutes away from the house I rent with mates in a pretty affluent suburb, her name's Louise, her number, hair colour, and eye colour. I don't know if she's married, has kids, wants a date or what?

Erp Durp. Do I call her?

AND WTF. Does this happen in America? With crazy cougar ladies?!

Anyway, for those who read all that, enjoy this hilarious image:

Spoiler

 

Sorry I dunno what to say about your cougar lady.

But the spoiler...? Wtf is wrong with the guy? He better be bullshitting.

 

/facepalmmmmmm

 

lol, definately NOT call her. that would be SO awkward !! xD

AND WHAT THEEEEEEE FUCK, I LOVED THAT SPOILER!!!!!!!!!

 

I'm a /b/tard, or was, therefore nothing is gross. No exceptions.

And bored housewife implies she is married? From what I see on Two and a Half Men, that gets you like attacked with an axe or summat.

 

WHO THE FUCK PUTS DIRT AND PLANTS IN AN E63 AMG!!!!!

on a side note, who the fuck buys an amg station wagon

anyway you should call her, she has an e63 amg

 

I lol'd

 

Dont let this one go like your INFAMOUS noosa story. Call her.

 

You'll (hopefully) be pleased to know that I called her last night, and have dinner on Friday

 

Since when did cougars eat anything that was attached to a teenagers body?

 

That kid in the spoiler has something mentally wrong with him, and MUST get checked by a professional, other then that, yes it does happen in America, quite a lot actually, and I'd say call her.

 

Idiot in the spoiler -
Wal*Mart. 5 X-acto knife blades for $2.Go home and get some tape. Tape blades to fingertips. Slap him across the face.

No, it does not say anything about me that that was the first thing that came to mind.

And as far as the cougar thing goes, yeesh.