so stupid that when she was locked in the tiolet she peed herself. so fat that she has to use the driveway as an ironing board. so fat that she has to use a swimming pool as a bath tub. so fat that when a car went into her she said Hey no pushing! so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida. so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared. so fat people jog around her for exercise. so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for their new world. so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell out "Taxi!" so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. so fat that when she weighed herself on the scale it came up with Jenny Craigs phone number. so fat she's got her own area code! so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Lol i bet no one can beat me! :maha: :maha: Sorry to all those mammas out der!Lol
Hey fasty yo moma so ugly she had to go to prom with Royal bc no one else would take her *see that one b4? =) *
OUch royal you gonna let him do that to you... like c;mon he already gave it to your mom and now you >
Lol Lol see i'm soo smart that i even cheat Yo Mommas soo fat then when she walks around all her flab block the streets and cause traffic!See i just made that up ^^.