Let's see what we can come up with! You know you play too much neopets when you're surprised to see any items in stock at chain stores in real life. You know you play too much neopets when you try to use your ABer to do your grocery shopping (real life).
You know you play to much neopets when you wait at real stores for restocks. You know you play to much neopets when you call your friends by their neopets username. You know you play to much neopets when you call your cat "Kougra"
Yesterday I checked the weather online for a friend and it said "wind: from SW (south west) at 10mph" or something and I read it as "wind: from shop wizard at 10 mph"...out loud...it was slightly embarrassing.
Here's one that I used to do in middle school: When you leave notes in people's lockers with a picture of you saying <your name> will be waiting for you in the battledome. When you wonder what a negg tastes like.
When you try to cut those giant easter chocolates that you give to children into a chia instead of a bunny. =)
You know you've been playing neopets to much when you've been playing for 5 years, been frozen over 20 times, and still enjoy ABing the hell out of the bakery and choco shops
When you don't use apostrophes. When you've made a "cheap imitation" version of a Neopets item. When you try to pay in NP in real life.
when u eat neo cereal even though u hate berries & ask 'got dung?' & keep the box & card u got with it even though ull never use neither lol.