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  1. Lightning

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    Is there anything weird about your teachers? Perverts, color-blind, mentally ill, curses, you know.

    One of my teachers is mentally challenged. I mean, she is so stupid. I play games on teh computer, and she doesn't like seem to know when I'm laughing at the computer. I mean it is hilarious.
     
  2. Sita Moon

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    History teacher : red green colorblind.
    Talks to you like your stupid if your one of the quiet people in his class..

    Spanish teacher : Always calls me her previous students names.. it's weird D:

    English teacher : Ugh, no idea where to start.

    Biology teacher : Not really a teacher.. spends all her time yelling at this boy who goofs off. Funny. :D


    I'm done complaining c:

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    Oh yeah, my health teacher stares down girl's low-cut shirts and sometimes looks at girl's legs if they wear a skirt.
    :|
     
  3. crssnate

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    my teacher is always smelling like a piece of crap
     
  4. crssnate

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    but my history teacher is like really awesome and he like loves me and my friend so he lets us do stuff in class and dont get amd at me but evryone els he is like ashdshf;d
     
  5. Bob9571

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    my history teacher is pretty sweet, half his lecture topics are about how his X wife screwed him over and took all his money
     
  6. Fendi

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    My high school only employed the mentally unstable. Although every teacher I had was insane my German teacher in particular was a nut job she would be teaching us and then somehow start talking about how to make the perfect omelette or how she talks to her mother through the medium of roses. My Psychology teacher used to throw pens at people if they got questions wrong and my IT teachers stapled my friends shoes to the floor.
     
  7. Zack

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    hahaha thats good

    I had a crazy music teacher back in elementary
    One time he kicked a music stand that went flying and probably could've decapitated someone cuz we couldn't learn a song XD
     
  8. Bob9571

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    sounds like that wasnt his first choice of professions
     
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    oh yay, what a question...

    math: totally scatterbrained :lol: , talks the whole lesson about things which no one understands. I think he can teach maths from morning til evening, he would never become
    sick of it :nope:

    German: my very best teacher I guess, i can´t complain about him in any way. He´s good and the lessons are indeed interesting

    Spanish: she always seems a little confused and is talented to ask people exactly those thing which they don´t know. She loves word games

    athletics: this man is really perverted, it´s obvious why he teaches athletics...

    Arts: I believe there´s no human on earth who´s more boring than this woman... I´d prefer to join a prison for 2 hours than her lesson. Not many human on earth can be as boring as her, that´s so awesome....

    Biology: o_O

    Once we had a really mad teacher in religious education. He got angry because of the silliest thing. I spent every lesson OUTSIDE the classroom... :D
     
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    Ultrasound Imaging: This guy is really strange. I mean, he's a really nice guy (a little on the old side) and he tells really great stories...but we barely learn anything in our 75 minute lectures because he goes off on so many random tangents. The other day we were talking about the first moon landing...it's an ultrasound imaging course!!!!! But he's a really nice guy and a good talker.

    Biophotonics Instrumentation: All my teachers are nice guys...but I'm afraid of this one. He's one fo those people that you think might explode if you piss him off...like, literally, veins will pop out of his neck and he will transform from this short little man to a giant hulk and squish you like a bug. He also goes through his notes waaaay too fast during lecture :/

    Neural Signal Acquisition: Nice guy, interesting course, but something is just a bit off about him. I don't really know what it is but he's a kinda strange guy. I guess he's just a doofy goofy dork kinda person. Maybe that's the only thing strange about him.
     
  11. waatp42

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    My science teacher..Joe Soap (honest) used to give us the same lesson every week :yup: I still remember the tap... he was explaining how it worked and always said "There is a washer missing" :arf:
     
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    I had this tutor when I was young that I used to really look up to. Last year I found out he has been molesting my now 12 year old cousin for 2 years. So yeah, I'm getting charged with assault and resisting arrest and hes getting charged with child molestation. And I'm a witness in the case. In all honesty, giving it to him in front of his students was worth it. :) His tutoring career is over....
     
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    i had an english teacher who thought there were 48 states in the us. I got into an argument with her about it and the whole class started arguing. people got up to the map started counting. some came up with 52 some with 51. it was pathetic...
     
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    I had a teacher who used to swear every second word of his sentence :p
    I also had a male teacher who was caught watching porn in his office xD
     
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    Haha that reminds me. My English teacher is sorta like a pervert, he always uses the "good-looking" girls in the class as examples. Other than that, all my other teachers are practically normal.
     
  16. meowmeow1

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    I had a Botany/Field Bio teacher...where everytime we went outside he'd purposefully find like a bug like a worm or something and eat it :(
     
  17. jackymiki

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    I have a chemistry teacher who always speak about shit :( .
    Then i have a music teacher who says we are National Socialistics and smells :(, because we laugh at a film.
     
  18. elite monkeh

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    My old PE teacher looked at porn while we ran laps
     
  19. keevarr

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    My religion teacher states that she is a 52 year old virgin and proud.
    She's also an ex nun, her sister's a lesbian, they don't talk anymore AND she gets people at the front of the room to put things in the bin for her. Yeah she's that fat.
     
  20. totheRESQ

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    One of my old history teachers just got charged with sexual harassment for sending "sexually suggestive" texts to one of his male students.

    My old gym teacher used to put his arm around girls all the time. It was creepy.

    My 5th grade teacher actually THREW a desk at a student in my class. She somehow still has a job.
     
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