A Million Uses for a Pencil

52. Plug it in your nose so you don't breathe and commit suicide.

53. Tape it to yourself and become "Pencilman".

54. Break it in half to make yourself look stronger.

55. Draw on walls.

 

56. Break its tip
57. Sharpen it again
58. Have a long discussion about 10 million uses for it on Neofriends

 

59. Put in your pocket so it looks like you have something to boast about

 

60.) use as a kitchen utensil.

61.) use as a trophy for best in art

 

Some people have too much time on there hands, and are ADD.

LOL XD. No one get mad. Its funny

 

62. Insert in the bottom of a chair so the point is sticking out of the top of the chair and digs into sombody's a$$ when they sit on it

63. Throwing into a fan

64. Stabbing somebody and giving them lead poisoning

 

65. boring people with threads like these
66. make a toy space ship if you add more pencils and some glue
67. destroying your own computer if you put the pencil on the cooler thingy

 

68. Use as a toothpick

 

69. to seal the key hole
70. to take down an eye

 

71. Thinking about the 71st use of a pencil while typing it here on this thread.

 

72. Breaking my pencil why i wait until someone posts the 73th use

 

73. As a baton for baton whirlers.

 

omg lols

 

74. Put inside a glass bottle and shake to make a cool musical instrument.

75. As a drumstick

76. To turn the telly on when you can't quite reach

77. Use two pencils and a hankerchief to make a stretcher for an injured mouse

 

Right, because who doesn't want a mouse stretcher?

 

Only about 999923 more to go before we reach one million! Good luck! :lol:

 

that was the funniest thing i ever heard :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

78. Put loads of them on the floor so someone stumbles when walking on them

EDIT: I'm convinced this topic will last long and we'll eventually reach 1 million ^^

 

79. Draw with it (the most usefull thing until now)
80. Write a book

 

Check use number 1.