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A Million Uses for a Pencil

Discussion in 'World of SPAM' started by Tofurky, May 31, 2007.

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  1. FastBullet

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    okay back to 78 then :lol:
     
  2. goncalo

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    79. Put in on the limit of a table and blow so it falls out of it.
     
  3. NoPoint

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    I love this one!!
     
  4. chelsea1

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    80. play cricket with it
    81. scribble on other people's work with it so you don't get in as much trouble as they can rub it out but you still feel like a rudeboy(girl)
     
  5. Mr Awesome

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    82. Insert it through both your nostrils and pretend your a caveman (ugg ugg)

    83. Flush it down the toilet so that when it gets to the water filtration plant it will go into the "solid" waste part and get broken down and then filtered again and eventually used as water...

    84. Put it behind your ear and ask where your pencil is to get unneeded/unwanted/needed/wanted attention from a certain person/persons
     
  6. Smelly

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    85. Use to prop up a table.

    86. As a finger splint.

    87. use two to create a catapult

    88. To hold up plants when they're growing

    89. Spare ammunition for a crossbow

    90. As a wooden leg for small pirate

    91. To smoke in the workplace from July 1st (be english!)

    92. Glue lots together to make a fence for a dolls house
     
  7. moose

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    93. to cut yourself with ( if your emo)
     
  8. p4nd3m0n1um

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    94. Tape it to 2 rats/mice and have them battle each other.

    95. Stick 2 in your mouth to pretend your a Sabre Tooth Tiger.
     
  9. Smelly

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    96. Use as chopsticks

    97. As those things girls put in their hair

    98. To press that small "reset" button on you're mp3 player when it gets all screwy

    99. Hollow several out, tie bits of string to the end and hang in the air. An instant windchime!

    100. As a cheap kebab stick
     
  10. Billy

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    101. have a pencil sword fight
    102. use as drum sticks
     
  11. Smelly

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    I've already had drum sticks :p no 75
     
  12. pandahorde

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    102.) use to target lizards
     
  13. NoPoint

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    103. Curling you hair with.

    104. Making those scoubido things.

    105. Attach minature puppets to the top of and have a puppet show.

    106. Sharpen and then blow up a balloon with the pencil inside. Throw it to each other, and see how long it is before the pencil pops the balloon.

    107. Doing the pencil test (this is a woman thing by the way).

    108. Use lots to make a picture frame.

    109. Attach string to a pencil and use it as a cat toy.

    110. For pointing at things.
     
  14. ali913xx

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    111. drawing faces on your fingers for finger puppets
     
  15. Smelly

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    112. Drawing accessories for finger puppets
     
  16. luishem

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    113. write 1,000,000 things to do with a pencil
    114. play air guitar with it
    115. draw a small square arround you and stay in it for hours
    116. play tic tac toe wih your self
    117. build a house out of lots of them
    118. press random buttons of the phone
    119. do crossword puzzles
    120. Find a bug and chase it with it
    121. use it as a possesor
    122. Write a book about your previous life
    123. Write a limerick.
    124. Write a poem
    125. Write a rant letter to your local newspaper.
    126. Write a really long essay
    124. Write a song
    125. Write calligraphy messages to your friends
    126. Write complaint letters to companies that annoy you.
    127. Write fortune cookie sayings
    128. Write dark messages on people’s ceilings (“I'm watching you!)
    129. Write your name on all your underwear
    130. Write in a circle
    131. Write letters to random people claiming you are their lost cousin, ask for money
    132. juggle with them!
    133. Paint zebra stripes on your computer
    134. pick your friends nose


    lol
     
  17. pandahorde

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    135. use as a substitute of screw driver
     
  18. zippy

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    136. Put it in the ear to look smarter
     
  19. NHStephen

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    137. A Christmas present
     
  20. palepink

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    I don't think we're going to make it to 1 million :lol:
     
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