Anyone remember the kill a wish thread?

Granted but now every time you sing a kitten is punted at your face

I wish I had a cupcake

 

The cupcake vanished into thin air just when you are about to take a bite.

I wish I can find 20 dollars on the floor.

 

My common cold microbes comes and beats you up for not welcoming their friends in your body.

I wish chombies were my real pets <3

 

But your wish got lost in translation and you got a zombie velociraptor instead.

I wish I was was a mad scientist!

 

You become a mad scientist, but a freak accident leaves you with no eyebrows and no respect from the scientific community. You have no funding because you spent your life savings on expensive eyebrow-reattachment surgery. Congratulations, you are a failure.


I wish to be socially accepted by my peers.

 

Granted, but then you wake up.

I wish I were natural brown haired.

 

you successfully stop time, but you yourself stop as well. There is no human being conscious on the face of the planet, and noone can restore time because they can't move or think. Earth sits there for eternity, not a soul moving until judgement day.

I wish I was more awesome than Ricky :funky:

 

But time is stopped only for you, as your getting out of the shower.

I wish for my mom to stop slanging dice in the alleyway wit dem stray cats

 

But she didnt stop and eventually owed way more then she can pay back in money and services. She offered you to settle her alley cat debt. now you live in a small cage and only live to serve the cats of the alley you are forever their bitch



I wish i was an Oscar Meyer wiener

 

But then somebody burns you while trying to roast you, and decides to give up/throw you into the fire.

I wish I was creative enough to come up with a good wish for this thread.

 

But I am not creative enough to kill a creative wish so your wish can't be creative or it wouldn't be killed.

I wish my aber would pick up something good.

 

Wish granted, you AB a <insert non-junk r99 item from whatever shop you're abing in>. Too bad TNT freezes you a few seconds later.

I wish I was done with the 3 essays I have to write for AP.

 

you /are/ done with your essays. too bad you get really awful grades on them all and get kicked out of AP


I wish I had more fish.

 

You're done, but then you get in college and it's AP x 100000000000000000 levels harder.

I wish I wasn't bored.

 

granted, but you know have to work a 9 to 5 job.

i wish i my parents would pay for my car insurance.