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Anyone remember the kill a wish thread?

Discussion in 'World of SPAM' started by GrapeFruit, Oct 6, 2009.

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  1. Phee

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    Granted, but they kick you out of the hosue to offset the cost.

    I wish I was done reading 'How Barack Obama Won'.
     
    #41 Phee, Oct 9, 2009
  2. Megs

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    But by the time you finish, there will be another election, and you will realize you need to read "How Barack Obama Lost".

    I tomorrow was Saturday.
     
    #42 Megs, Oct 9, 2009
  3. Ak*

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    but since you cant spell (I tomorrow was Saturday.) you became the target of an elite force of grammar police known for its brutality and for you Saturday never came. >:)


    I wish I had a life
     
    #43 Ak*, Oct 9, 2009
  4. Cacklenub

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    But since you can't use punctuation properly, an elite force of grammar police known for its brutality arrests you and bye bye life.

    I wish I had $10 on me to order a pizza.
     
    #44 Cacklenub, Oct 9, 2009
  5. GrapeFruit

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    You find $10 under the couch and order pizza but it takes 2 hours to deliver and you catch swine flu.

    I wish my laptop would stop sucking
     
    #45 GrapeFruit, Oct 9, 2009
  6. Megs

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    Granted, but now it is blowing instead, and all of your information escapes.

    I wish I had some pie. (AGAIN)
     
    #46 Megs, Oct 9, 2009
  7. Phee

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    Granted, but you find that the pie tastes like total poo poo.

    I wish I was wearing comfy clothes!
     
    #47 Phee, Oct 10, 2009
  8. ceneret0023

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    granted, except those clothes were made out of llamas, chinchillas, polar bears, and penguins and PETA is now banging at your door with torches and pitchforks.

    I wish i knew what to wish for.
     
    #48 ceneret0023, Oct 11, 2009
  9. Freja

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    granted, but you wished for something you dont need!

    I wish I had more money
     
    #49 Freja, Oct 11, 2009
  10. PrincessLuna

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    you borrow money from the mob, but can't pay it back. Congratulations, the mob is now after you and your family.

    I wish I had an Usukiboy! :(
     
    #50 PrincessLuna, Oct 11, 2009
  11. Anfan

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    Granted, but then your account with the Usukiboy gets frozen.

    I wish I was done with this EUQ (Essential Ultimate Question) essay for AP World. :(
     
    #51 Anfan, Oct 12, 2009
  12. Phee

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    Granted, but now you have 15 DBQ's to do.

    I wish I had some Adderall :eek:
     
    #52 Phee, Oct 12, 2009
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    Adderall begins to be exclusively sold in a Walmart pharmacy in Antarctica. You go through great lengths to travel there and discover that the store has closed down. There is no Adderall available anywhere in the world. Bummer.

    I wish I had a shiny new SUV.
     
    #53 Sorandra, Oct 18, 2009
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    Granted, but the steering is defective and you end up driving off a cliff.

    I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
     
    #54 Molly, Oct 18, 2009
  15. Phee

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    Granted, but you find that everyone around you has gotten sick and you have no contact with anyone to avoid becoming sick again.

    I wish I had wii brawl!
     
    #55 Phee, Oct 18, 2009
  16. Anfan

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    Granted, but then someone steals your Wii.

    I wish I didn't always try to question things for which there are no answer.

    And PHEE!! YOUR # OF REPUTATION POINTS WAS ONE OF THE ANSWERS ON THE PSAT! (How many numbers with at least one digit 0 are between 99 and 1000)
     
    #56 Anfan, Oct 19, 2009
  17. Phee

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    :eek:

    Granted, but then your creativity and imagination fall into sharp decline.

    I wish I was done with this Rutgers essay...
     
    #57 Phee, Oct 19, 2009
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