Why is it that I get the feeling you are writing this all down and you are actually going to use it? :O
This was all part of Fasty's plan to get chicks... I wonder how many times you'll get slapped, drink thrown on you... ETC. trying these... I wish you would video your experience so we can all enjoy it.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?