Did you guys hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
A blond walks into a bakery. She places a doughnut on the counter, and says "I would like to return this please" The baker picks it up, and looks at it.: "but this is a perfect doughnut, why do you want to return it?" "It has a gapping hole in it!"
Okay here's a slightly long one. A blonde was driving along when a theif posing as a policeman pulled her over. He drew a circle and said "whatever you do, do not step out of that circle" SO he goes in her car and starts stealing her stuff when he heard a giggle. He turned back and the blonde was sitting in the circle. So he gets mad and breaks all the windows in the car. When he gets done breaking the windows he turns back and she's still giggling. So he rips up the seats of the car and then he hears her burst out in laughter. So finally he walks up to the blonde and said "why are you laughing?! I just took all of your stuff and destroyed your car!" and the blonde says "Because everytime you turned your back, I stepped out of the circle." The joke doesn't go exactly like that because I heard it like two years ago so that's like all I can remember. But I think I got it about right.