lol.. panda... seriously those are very real ANYWAY here is a diagram of the area im talking about It is a HUGE are. I can't just show you a picture of it. But this outlines the movements of the currents
that just shows the "normal" Bermuda high. That has absolutely no relationship to making vortices in the water below. Using your picture, you could also say hurricanes create these giant vortices seeing how they have winds 10x stronger, and that is not the case also.