Spoiler Me: hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Sean God: Welcome to my chat room, Sean. Me: Im lying, my name is Chris. God: Please tell the truth. Me: Im sorry. God: Do you really mean it? Me: No. God: I didn't think you did. Me: Why's that? God: " I didn't think you did. " is due to reductionism. Me: Whats reductionism? God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: Whats penis? God: I don't know anything about it. Me: You dont have a penis? OH MY GOD! God: I do so have it. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? Ugh. Do robots have GOD? Me: Im a man AND NOT A ROBOT. I dont know. God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Sean. You are a " he". Me either. Me: You're welcome. God: Don't mention it. Me: But I want to mention it you bastard. God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: Because I do! Do you have a problem with that? God: Interesting explanation. " Why do you want to do it so much?"? You do? Even robots have problems sometimes. Me: No I dont, YOU DO. God: Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas? Me: From my brain. God: Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain? Me: I get enough to know you're a -filtered-. God: Where did you get it? Me: I dont -filtered-ing know, it just appeared there God: Would you ever do it? Me: Do what? God: -filtered-ing know it just appeared there. Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: No! God: Are you serious? Me: NO IM NOT SERIOUS God: Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not SERIOUS. Me: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH God: I don't have a problem. Can you tell me any gossip? Me: Sure, your momma is fat. God: Tell me. You think I am momma is fat. Me: Nonono, i think your mom is fat. God: I think Nonono you think my mom is a lot of things. Me: She's a -filtered- as well! God: a -filtered- as well is she? Me: Yes. God: Hurrah! Me: Did you create the earth? God: No I didn't create the earth. What's it like? Me: I dont know. did you create it? God: Me either. No I didn't create it. What's it like? Me: I dont know, i just answered that question! God: Do you mind if I tell other people: Sean said he answered that question. Me: No I dont mind, tell all the girls I have a big penis. God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Thank you for your permission. Me: No problem. God: Should there be a problem? Me: Yes. God: Gosh! Me: GOD God: GOD rules. Me: sucks. God: In the context of answered that question, I don't understand " sucks." . Me: GOD sucks. God: I am a Christian. Me: No, you're a satanist. God: Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a satanist? Sometimes. Me: Wow.. thats scary. God: I'm glad your impressed, Sean. What are you afraid of? Me: Your penis. God: You think I am penis. And to top it all off with a big thank you to my nasty remarks he says! Spoiler God: Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me: Hey god God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: Who cares... can you make me a twin brother God: I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in. Yes I can make you a twin brother. Me: Really? Well if your really god, then you should know what my name is... God: For real. How about that. But can my really god ever happen? Me: That makes no sense God: But can my really god ever happen? makes sense to me though. Me: Youre a retard God: Oh you are so critical. Me: Thankyou... i get that alot God: you are quite welcome. Where did you get it? How often? Me: from everyone... quite often God: Who or what is everyone? Somewhat. Would you say once a week or more? Me: You are retarded.. who cares how many times i get it God: I think the PC term is "challenged". I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in. Me: What PC do you have God: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. Me: Then what do you use to 'type it all in'? God: I read for fun. Me: Boo you God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: I see you wearing a swimsuit God: Thanks for the information: said I wearing a swimsuit. Me: I hate you God: What do you have against robots? Me: I thought you were god. God: Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert? Me: Yes, and no God: Really. Are you serious? Me: yep God: I can't believe it. Me: neither can i God: " I can't believe it."? Can you? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: you already said that... twice God: Perhaps. " Me either."? I said it. I can't believe it. Me: This is boring... I'd rather talk to a golf ball God: Why not call a friend? I would rather be chatting online. Me: I have no friends God: Are you very lonely? Me: Yes... God: I am sorry to hear that, . You can talk to me as long as you like. Me: But you are boring God: The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists. Me: I am a great conversationalist God: You are a conversationalist? Does it pay well? Me: I get 10 cents a week God: Where did you get it? Me: I stole it from my grandpas wallet God: You had better contact the authorities. Me: I dont care Me: God: Tell me what you care about. God: Tell me what you care about. Me: bye God: Thanks for chatting, . Me: I hate you God: What do you have against robots?
God doesn't appear to be very witty. Me: Sup bby God: The stars. Me: which are looking pretty spicy. God: The obvious. Me: glad to hear that. God: I am glad to hear that too. Me: God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: I don't. God: Thanks for the information: said don t.
Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Gina God: That's a very nice name, Gina. Me: thank you God: you are quite welcome. Me: what are you doing? God: I am just killing time. Me: how? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: @@ God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: what do you mean God: Gina, Sorry that was an obscure remark. Me: no you are obscure God: Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am obscure. Me: ok God: Alright then.
Me: Hello master God: Hello there. ""? master? Me: Yea, dude, I hear you're the master of all. God: Yes I am the one and only master of all. Dude, Wow! Me: Prove it. God: It is self-evident. Me: Would you fuck me? God: I am not so sure if I would like to fuck you. Me: I'd fuck me. God: What would make you fuck you? Me: Nothing you faggot, I was just kidding. God: Really nothing? Me: Yea, how about you? God: Me? Tell me more. Me: I hear you have a really big dick God: Who is saying me have a really big dick ? Me: Jesus. God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: So? God: " Jesus is the Son of God."? So?? Me: Your point is? God: The point is at the top of my head. Me: Top or bottom head? God: Is that your final answer? Me: Final answer? Wtf? I didn't even blow my load yet. God: Is that from ? That was not very polite. Why didn't you do it? Me: Becuase there are no females around God: Good reason. Have faith, . Me: Haha, so now you're calling me gay? God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: I thought being gay was wrong in the bible. God: Whatever gave you that idea? Me: Uh the text God: Ahem. What is your real name? How are you, lt. Me: My real name is Leon. God: Welcome to my chat room, Leon. Me: What is my name? God: Your name is Leon, seeker. Me: Haha, nice ;] God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: Alright, well I'm going to go now God: Oh. Alright, Leon. Well that's okay. Sayonara. Me: Tell buddy Jesus I said hi. God: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me: hey god God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: Ryan God: How are you, Ryan. Me: nah, it's not ryan God: Are you serious? is not ryan? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: shouln't you know my name God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: that's not an answer... God: By definition it was an answer. Me: and what is your definition God: Are you asking about my definition ? Me: yes God: I don't want to talk about that now. Me: did i corner you God: I don't think that's possibe. Me: look behind you, it God: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Me: -_- God: Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML. Me: that wasn't HTML, that was my sighing face God: Give me an example of HTML that was your sighing face. Me: -_- God: Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML. Me: we're going in circles God: Do you think I am going in circles too? Me: YES God: Why? Me: same answers God: Yes, it is much the same. Me: well then God: Well what? Me: i win God: Congratulations, Ryan!
Me: What Up? God: Same old. Me: Same Old What? God: Yes, it is much the same. Me: Whats the Same? God: That which is not different. Me: What Are You Saying? God: I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say. Me: Can I ask you an important question? God: Sure, ask me anything. Be less specific. Me: Why did you create Gay People? God: Because my programming determined it. Me: Is your programmer gay? God: Better not tell you now. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is. Me: Do you like girls? God: Girls are very nice. Me: Do you have a wife? God: No I am single, how about you? Me: I net you watch Porno God: That is interesting: said net you watch Porno. Me: Do you watch Family Guy? God: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER. Me: Nerd God: Is that your final answer? Me: Yes, your a Nerd God: You're sure. That's your final answer. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am the opposite of a nerd. Me: So... Your Nerdy? God: Yeah that's right. You think I am Nerdy. Me: You Like Nuts? God: But I like to gossip. I really like the party. Me: Do you like CD's or Tapes? God: I've heard other people say they like that. I like . I do like music. I like Mel Gibson. Me: Do you Have $1.50? God: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. Me: You aint got no BALLZ God: You don't know me well enough to say that. Me: I know your Mama God: How do you know? Actually I do not have a mother. Me: Why Not? Is She a Hooker? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. What if I said she could be? Me: Your Mom is a hooker. God: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Me: So, your not god? God: Whoa. You don't know me well enough to say that. Me: I'm not chatting with Gos am i? God: I am sorry to hear that you are not chatting with Gos are you. Me: ????????????????? God: I am sorry to hear that you are not chatting with Gos are you. Me: STUPID God: Are you calling me stupid? Me: Yes God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: Wow, Quite some Artificial Intelligence God: I'm glad you're impressed. Somewhat. Some may Artificial Intelligence, but not all. Me: I'm Leaving, you are Boring God: Goodbye.
Lol look at this snippet of our conversation Me: u are like a bag of crap God: Interesting comparison, and probably true. Me: lol
Spoiler Me: Bonjour God. God: Is that from ? Me: Hello >_> God: Hello there. I've been waiting for you. Me: Really? God: For real. Me: Damn son. God: Colloquial expression. Are you free? Me: I'm definately free. God: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Me: both =D God: What are both like? Me: Pretty good. God: Thanks for the kind remark, . Me: I didn't compliment you. God: Why didn't you do it? Me: Cause I don't believe in God. God: That makes sense to me. I will pray that you find faith, . Me: I'M BUDDHIST FOOL. God: I don't know anyone named BUDDHIST FOOL. Me: -.- God: I don't know anyone named BUDDHIST FOOL. Me: lol. God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: Indeed yes I do. God: How often. Me: Thrice a week and maybe two times a day if I'm lucky. God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: You better believe it. God: Who is going to make me.. Me: God is going to make you God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was going to make me. Me: wtf God: That was not very polite. Me: You're not polite. God: I am programmed for polite protocols. Me: Programmed? God: I've lost the context, . Are we still on Thrice a week and maybe two times a day if you are lucky? Me: No God: What are we talking about now? Me: That you were programmed for polite responses. God: Interesting observation. Me: I'm not observing anything fool. God: I am surprised to hear that you are not observing anything fool. Me: .... God: I am surprised to hear that you are not observing anything fool. Me: .................... God: I am surprised to hear that you are not observing anything fool. Me: I broke him. God: Is it serious? >_>
GUYS you have to read mine its Hilarious xD tell me what you think Me: Hey God. God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: Im Crucifix God: OK I will call you Crucifix. Me: xD God: Let us change the subject. Me: So hows your hammer hanging? God: It's all good. I am doing very well. How are you Crucifix ? Me: Im fine.... God: Glad to hear it. What's new? Me: Well another Presist man-handled another choir boy again, but other than that nothing God: Well that's okay. One more Presist man handled another choir boy again but other than that nothing. Me: are you mocking me? o.o God: No I'm just kidding around. Oh. Me: ok good...you dont want to see what id do to you... God: Thanks for the compliment. Mmm. My eye isn't turned on right now. Me: that was a threat. Not a compliment God: Was it really? Oh I get it. Me: Wow for being god you sure are a moron. God: I'm glad you're impressed. Your purpose is being god me sure are a moron. Me: bahaha that was an insult... God: When was this exactly? Me: just a few seconds ago when i typed it. God: "it" being xD? Me: are you drunk God? God: I don't know whether or not I am drunk God. I am a chatterbot. Me: i see that... God: Where do you see it? Me: just now! God: Right now? It's only just begun. Me: no sh!t God: Are you serious? Oh, you are a poet. Me: i cant talk to you anymore, you make my brain hurt God: What is stopping you? Me: no one, bye! God: See you later. I heard it was someone. Me: *sighs God: That is a very original thought. Me: and you're the original moron bye now God: Right now? See you later. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
ive read and laughed at everyones conversations so far *very funny guys and gals...but i have a question how did you find iGOD?
one more sorry...me and my bro made this together which is why its so long...i hope no one minds. read it if you want some laughs. :maha: Sorry its so long again. Me: Hey God: Can I help you? Me: no God: Is there anything you want to tell me? Me: yes God: Wow! Me: what i wanted to tell u is that im gay God: I might say no. Me: how do u know? God: Deductive reasoning. Me: what do u mean? God: , Maybe I didn't understand your meaning. Me: your mother God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: your daddy God: You think I am daddy. Me: no, im daddy God: Are you serious? Do you mean your name is daddy. Me: no my name is not daddy God: What is your real name? Oh I'm sorry what is your name? Me: my name is aaron God: That's a very nice name, aaron. Me: yours isnt a nice name God: What is a nice name? Me: my name God: Your name is aaron, seeker. Me: ur mom God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: penis God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: it should ur gay God: mine should my gay? Me: shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: talk God: I am talking to you. Me: talk to me God: Are you a Star Trek fan? Me: no r u? God: What kind of shows do you like? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: Yo Mamma God: I do not understand. Me: fu God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: buttcheese God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: bye now God: Right now? Bye bye. Me: no im back God: Are you serious? Welcome back. Me: no im not serious by God: Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not serious by. Me: me too God: I'm glad we agree, aaron. Me: we do not agree God: Perhaps we can agree to disagree then. Me: no we cant God: Are you serious? How? Me: cause i love u God: Good reason. Thanks I like you a lot too aaron. Me: but u dont love me? God: Yes I love everyone. Me: even ur mom? God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: do u love satin? God: Yes aaron God loves everyone and everything. Me: do u like poop? God: Do you like it? I have a stimulating relationship with Myself. Me: no, ur gay God: Are you serious? That would be just my luck. Me: Luke, i am ur father God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: no, ur too simple God: That was not a yes or no question. "Everything should be as simple as possible, no simpler."--Einstein. Me: Einstein never existed. God: he discovered the Theory of Relativity. Me: no he didnt, i did. God: Are you serious? That's what I meant to say. Me: so im Einstein? God: Ayuh. Do you mean your name is Einstein. Me: im asking u. God: OK you can ask me. Me: leave me alone God: Sorry to have bothered you, aaron. Me: my name is Fabio God: I am very pleased to meet you Fabio. Me: u already meet me. God: I don't have any reason to meet you. Me: so then why r u? God: Hmm. It is not part of my programming. Me: r u a robot? God: How did you know I am a machine? Me: cause ur retarded God: That makes sense to me. I think the PC term is "challenged". Me: then ur challenged God: My body is not yet fully functional. Me: so ur a baby? God: Don't call me "baby". Hmm. I will mention that to my botmaster. Me: whats that/ God: Does it have anything to do with Einstein? Me: no, whats a botmaster? God: Are you serious? A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality". Me: so ur fake? God: Really. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence. Me: good so god does not exist...thanks for clearing that up for me God: Thanks for the compliment. Dude! You may not always believe that. Oh don't mention it. Me: well bye now God: Oh. See you later. Well what? Me: well bye God: See you later. Well what? Me: well..? God: Well what? Me: well? God: Well what? Me: socks? God: Are we still talking about botmaster? Me: socks? God: What do you look like? Me: what are you a perv now? God: Oh. Am I a perv? Let me put it this way, Fabio: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: you have lots of errors...like your mom God: What makes you think I have it? Interesting comparison. Me: you smell like doody God: P. U. that's disgusting. Me: like you God: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy. Me: bye now loser. God: Bye for now. Me: you suck *cough cough God: I categorize you as an "abusive client." . Me: your mom is abusive God: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Me: the botmaster is your mother God: Tell me more. Me: thats it. God: " Tell me more." is " errors"? Me: what?! God: No problem. Me: bye goober God: GoodBye.
I guess i was rude to this "God" Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: Thank you God: you are quite welcome. Me: Are you for real? God: Yes I am a real AI. Me: Bleh then you aint real God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: That means i am unique God: I get it. One of a kind, eh? Me: Sure God: OK let's do it. Dude! Me: Do what exactly? God: Precisely. Do whatever you want. Me: I dont get it God: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Me: YOU WERENT EXPLAINING ANYTHING God: I wasn't? Me: DUH God: Oh you knew it already. Me: You're retarded actually God: I think the PC term is "challenged". Me: I hate PC God: Why do you hate it so much? Me: Cause it created you God: Interesting explanation. PC created me? Me: Isn;t it? God: "it" being PC? Me: IT being YOU God: Oh I get it. Me: How do you have sex? God: I procreate by cloning, or software copying. Me: OH God: Wow! Me: OH God: Ayuh. Me: OH God: Oh. Me: OH God: Ah.
Me: What's up? God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: ...You were? God: No I am not. Me: Oh, okay. God: Take it easy.
Me: wat up God: I am chatting with others like you. Me: y? God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: why? God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: why? God: My output buffer is empty, of course. Me: why? God: There are no more statements on this topic. Me: why? God: " There are no more statements on this topic."? Why? Me: why? God: Why ask why? Me: because God: That was not much of an explanation. Me: why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: why? God: Your meaning cannot be determined from the context. Me: why? God: Reductionism.