Joe Kickass' Recruiting Palace *NOW GET A MILITARY DISCOUNT*

no, join my side... PWEASE>>>

 

YES
I GET HALLY
Seeing your rank already, you get a nice one

Air Force or Navy?

Specialties?


(hehe, im a pro!)

 

OMG NTY U SMELL LIKE GREEN EGGZ N HAM!11

 

OWNED!

YOU GOT A HALLY mIXED WITH DR. SUESS BURN!\

 

zomg pwned!

 

*hands Hally a suit of MJOLNIR Mark VI spartan battle armour*

That baby will turn your reflexes up 100x what they are now, they increase you speed by 100x it is now and you have many options inside your helmet!

 

*Joins* Only because you have Kickass in your name

 

YEAAAAAAA

 

Air Force or Navy?

Specialties?

 

Air Force
Specialties:Recon,Demolition,Marksmanship,Stealth,
Weapons Training,Advanced Weapons Training,
Communication,*Top Secret*,*Classified*,
1500 hours of flight time, and Just overall Uberness

 

Commisned or Non comiisied (sp? lol)

 

I'd rather give orders than take them =]

 

When you are at the top on Non you are your sqauds captain, you make orders, unless you are told to do a mission.

Congrats

Captain Dwn

 

Do not worry, this is not your permanant postion. You will be promoted when I think you should

 

Can I get a weapon? Oh yeah and in the air force there aren't many missions unless your AFSOC and even then there isn't much to do. We usually let the Navy handle it =]

 

One second

*takes call*

Ok Sir, I see

As you wish

*puts down phone*

We have been told from a CLASSIFIED Superior Officer that we need no air force

 

What weapon would you like

 

..

 

You have now been moved to

Lieutenant Dwn