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Jokes/Funny Stories Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by matasakeki, Jan 13, 2007.

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  1. boomm

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    Well, if you were in that exact situation with me, you'd of never wanted o go near a drunk person again, do you know how much the man's vomit STANK :lol:
     
  2. Avandia

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    That's grose..

    Last time I was drunk was on New Years and I got up in the middle of the night/morning to go to the bathroom and tripped over something.. conviniently, I landed in my laundry hamper... I wasn't amused at the time.. but it was funny the next morning.
     
  3. xmarceh

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    Is it bad that I found that hilarious? lmao
    My friend puked in some randoms bag once, I thought it was funny xD
     
  4. boomm

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    Well it is funny, my friends were litterally bursting out laughing, and I was screaming at the drunken barstard.
     
  5. xmarceh

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    -imagines puke covered person swearing at drunk random-
    lmao. now THATS funny :p
     
  6. Avandia

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    I don't think I've ever seen anyone so drunk that they threw up in public.. though we did see this really drunk lady dancing and fall on her ass last weekend. ;D
     
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    On new years I saw randoms having sex drunk on a bus stop o.o
     
  8. boomm

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    That is disgusting :x
     
  9. xmarceh

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    Yeh it was really ferral. -shudders-
    Ugh and theres this old homeless lady that walks around pantsless outside this huge shopping centre I go to after school. Now thats rather disturbing lol.
     
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    Are you serious? Lol. That's pretty daring. I'm not sure I've ever watched drunk people have sex.. ;o I've tried to have sex drunk though.. o_O Sounds easier than it is. :shock:
     
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    LMAO. Nice :p
     
  12. Avandia

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    Wtf? Don't they have laws against half naked old ladies?!? *shudders*
     
  13. xmarceh

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    Ohk, I should rephrase..
    She has pants..they just are only half way up. Its creepy D:
     
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    lol, you rock kl +rep
     
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    lol there used to be this homeless guy that went around town where I lived and he would flash his balls to all the girls
     
  16. xmarceh

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    Old people are weird.
     
  17. boomm

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    f**king indecent exposure...the man can go to jail.
     
  18. xmarceh

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    Jail...Die... Whatever comes first :p
     
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    indecent?!?! pssh what's wrong w/ wrinkly old balls? jk

    he was caught... eventually
     
  20. boomm

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    Eh hum, you can get arrested for it...its the law. And plus who would wanna see them.
     
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