Jokes/Funny Stories Thread

look up.. I did an edit at like the same time you posted...

and I thought everyone loved raisins

 

Ugh.... what an utterly disgusting mental picture...

Raisins... lmao..

 

lol does this help any?

 

Dude! Haha.

That's still gross.

I have the 4 little raisin men collectables. ;o

 

lol I remember those guys from a long time ago... they don't play those commercials anymore, the raisin craze has passed... sadly

ah HELL YEAH... thanks to youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF71ngpE2pU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5XLQeYV5-A

 

Haha! Yay! That's so awesome. Damn, I feel old now.

 

check out this sh*t

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpZsbZ5sqyw

suh-weet!

 

Woah... that's like so 10 years ago.. ;P

 

I know... I used to watch it all the time

 

ok seems like we gonfrom jokes and stories to the elicit pleasures lmao lets get it back on track, lmao

 

I didn't get tha at first but when I read it again I laughed my ass off!


I don't have any good ones right now but I'll try and think

 

This is hilarious

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... family+guy

 

Pretty funny stuff here. I got nothing yet. At least nothing that I can remember.

 

Seeing all the talk of drunks brought something to mind..

My boyfriend got really drunk a few New Years ago.. I think I was 16 and he was 18 at the time. He was staying over at my house and when we'd gone to bed, he suddenly got up, turned on the light, grabbed my bin (which is a baskety type thing) and started pissing in it. When I asked him what he was doing, he said "I'm having a piss. What does it look like?" as if I was the one acting strange. It leaked through onto my floor so I had to try and clean it up with some tissues and spray stuff. I put the tissues in the bathroom bin and went back to bed. Next morning, my mom empties the bathroom bin and before I can say anything, she's holding up this handful of tissues and asking me why they're wet.

After his 21st last year, we stayed at his and he got up in the night and decided to urinate in the cupboard where the towels are kept.

I made sure I told everyone about it after each incident. Naturally

 

haha, jks.
Pretty funny.

 

I didn't know that alcohol impared your ability to distinguish the toilet from other inanimate objects..

 

Re: This is hilarious

I've seen that way too many times

 

yeah most of the time I can distinguish those things.... you'd have to be pretty drunk

 

I had another one happen to me @ work. This one didn't involve Wii's, but instead was just an incredibly stanky customer. This kid must have seriously crapped in his pants a few times today. The worst part about it was that he kept having to ask me about a few games. So he's chasing me around the store while I'm straightening out the displays, and he just keeps asking questions, while the assistant manager is sitting behind the counter just laughing at me. After about half an hour, the kid finally leaves. I could have sworn that the games he touched turned brown...

 

That's so gross! Working in retail must supply you with an endless amount of funny stories. I have one, but it would take too long to explain and it probably wouldn't be funny to anyone else so...yeah.