That's hilarious. Actually. I mean, the death itself actually happening isn't all that funny, but the mental picture of it happening drawn from the fact that it likely won't happen is priceless. "After the Persians captured the Roman emperor Valerian during battle around A.D. 260, Persia's King Shapur I is said to have humiliated Valerian by using him as a footstool. But it only got worse for the Roman. After Valerian offered a king's ransom for his release, Shapur responded by forcing molten gold down his prisoner's throat, stuffing him with straw, and then putting him on display, where he stayed for a few hundred years." o.o Why would that even occur to anyone? 'Oh, you're my enemy, so since I want to make a point that I'm a cruel and original man with far too much money on his hands, I'm going to go above and beyone Wolverine and kill you with molten GOLD.' Great plan.
If you had a heart attack DURing sex you would not have had an orgasm, so really it would be like having a tug... much prefer After sex, with many many ladies
In good conscience, I could not knowingly die... while inside someone else. o-o What if she died while in her? Your whole life, you'd die knowing you sucked so bad that you killed her.
"What if she died while in her..." That would be sick and kinky, please explain how this is possible? Also what are YOU watching :O
xD What if she dies while you're inside her. "That would be sick and kinky, please explain how this is possible?" o-o death by masturbation?
Wow. That's no fun. The only thing bad about my mom is she loses my car keys a lot... and I suspect she smokes weed, but weed never did anything to hurt anyone (except heath ledger...) General Discussion » List of wierd ways to die I think we should get back on topic. XD Heart attack on the crapper?
She loses car keys and smoke weed...lol nice ! If you can drive how old are you? Btw i am trying to rep you back but im unable to right now for some reason 0-o
I'm seventeen. and it's fine. xD To be single, living in an apartment, and choking to death... no one would find you for days. o-o
-___- It's kind of ironic don't you think? And kind of clear I wasn't stating suicide is funny. And Wow this board went off topic.
I think that all of the strangest ways to die have been made into episodes of CSI. Crazy cat lady eaten alive by her own cats. The girl who gouged out parts of her own face with tweezers. The freak bullet trajectory from a shot fired into the air. If it's not on CSI, it's on Law and Order.