she tells the truth =P males naturally have a lower pain tolerance oh and pm me tomorrow when you're online I'm on my phone right now...so it's no good XD
My laptop overheats constantly, but it's fast while it's still on I do this weird sitting-crosslegged thing where I prop it against my legs so that the fan's never covered. I refuse to vote because I am not satisfied with choosing the lesser of two evils, and I want a candidate who will accurately represent the most important of my views without undermining the values of the majority of the country so as to stay in power. Though, I did vote in Quebec during their last election. I like the platform of the person that I chose. Does that count, or is Quebec like Jelly World? Sure thing.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I can still vote. Kidding. :maha:[/quote] ehhh no you can't you're underage
I think that you have to be rather anti-fishnet to win an election. I mean, if 55% of the population is female and only 10% is gay, then that leaves approx 49.5% that would want to kill me (the radical feminists and slutty girls who would like to hand office over to someone in fishnets in combination with those who'd enjoy the controversy, I estimate, roughly equates to the number of men who would never want to see any kind of woman in office, let alone one who looks like she actually belongs nowhere but the kitchen and bedroom), thus guaranteeing that my political views would never be taken seriously and my whole platform would be moot. Though, it would be rather satisfying knowing that everyone would underestimate me and assume that I had no serious intellect - or was some kind of one-woman Rhino Party - thus leaving me free to picture their faces when they found out three days after I insulted them that I had actually insulted them at the time. But it'd be the bad kind of satisfaction - the Trophy Wife kind (ugh, no pun intended). Though the power-followed-by-money angle does appeal to me more than the vice versa does. Either way, I've refrained from getting arrested for far too long to /not/ have some kind of future in politics (would there be any other reason to avoid it?) and I'd prefer that future to be successful, so I think that the platform will have much more to do with reforming our education system and assuring unions where they are necessary than cute kicks and diamondey legs.
Actually, typing seven characters is, in fact, easier than typing two hundred and seventy-two characters. Oh, and you're not counting all the bicurious 19-year-old girls' votes you would get on your fishnet platform. I think your math might be off then. You forgot to add b(bicurios) to the equation. And you can't forget about closeted gay women. Those throw off your 10% statistic, too.
Typing seven characters is not, in fact, easier for me. I like to type a lot, and when I don't, then I just get all antsy and incoherent. it probably would have originated as "ywesdfuihyoifur mmvsdomomom." Besides, I left behind all my bicurious nineteen year old friends when I came home from Montreal for summer vacation. And they'd probably only vote for me if they were drunk. You made it "69" on purpose, didn't you?
I can tell you like to type a lot. Atleast when you type a lot, it has meaning and a single purpose. Whenever I type a lot, my "vision" of how the post or essay is supposed to turn out crashes, burns, and dies. Whenever I reread through posts of mine, I can't even remember the point I was trying to get across in the first place. No, I didn't actually. It was merely a perk. xD
Confusing people's genders are kinda easy on the internets. it's really hard if they don't specify or
You have to write them all at once, before you get sidelined by an interesting, yet rather insignificant detail. And if you use big words, you basically back yourself into a corner with what you're going to say next - phrase it the right way, and there's no way that you can get off track, because anything other than what you wanted to say originally would sound ridiculous. *grimaces at what had better have been a very unintentional pun*
I try and stay away from big words because people I don't like use big words. Not people who use big words in general, but specifically, one big-word-using kid. He is an ass. And wow, I did not think this topic would make it three pages. xD It was unintentional. I swear. Don't you believe me, a stranger?
wut? I could've sworn I did... butttt you shouldn't jump to conclusions....just because my name ends with the sometime slightly masculine 'o' instead of its 'a' counterpart... expecially not after last time XD
If anyone can make a topic that should have been pwned in the first response last for three pages, it's probably me. What kind of example do I set for wyminkind??? People who use big words because they're douchey are generally very low in self confidence and grasping at straws to try and give themselves something to feel good about - the fact that they are "better" than other people because of their vocabulary. It's a weak tactic - it's much better to be sesquipedalian (that was almost my username =X)(did you know that a fear of long words is called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobia? That's /so/ cool) because if you're not, you'll sound like a five year old on crack. I believe you only because I'm very paranoid about reverse psychology and think that your rather vehement attempt to make me believe you means that you think that I won't believe you which means that I should believe you. =)
This kid does have low self esteem and this kid is very much about proving to others about proving himself to others. Now why can't he be the sweet little kid with a bowl cut I met in elementary school? thank you.