I actually just spelled that phobia from memory. I looked it up, to make sure that I'd spelled it right, and I did. Holy jeeze, I need help. Some serious hockey on a big screen and B-52s by the dozen kind of help. Or maybe cheap beer in one of those little hats with the straws. Maybe I could enjoy it if it came from a hat.
I can't spell anything from memory. I'm a horrible speller. :/ I can remember numbers pretty well. Thats about it. And why do you need this help? And pando is a girl.
I just want B-52s, I think. And hockey. It's like a girls night out, only I'd actually enjoy it and I wouldn't have to wear pigtails.
I'm not a fan of hockey, pigtails, alcohol, or girls night outs, so I can't really relate to that. Unfortunately, I'm grounded right now, so I can't have any kind of "night out". Or even an "out".
Unfortunately, I live in the country, so the metaphorical ... er, I was hoping for some kind of brilliant metaphor conveying my away-from-people-ness would come to me, but it hasn't. Anyway, I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, so I'm not going to be having any kind of fun for a little while. Alcohol is much fun because you can float something with a high proof on top of something with a lower proof (B-52s are floaty things) and then light them on fire. If that's not pint-sized fun, I don't know what is.
I'm always in the middle of nowhere, so yeah, I guess I can relate. It's not all bad. Just this week. Normally, on a night like this, I'm out with friends. x_x And I'd rather light straight up gas on fire. When I'm in a pyro mood, I go all out. B)
I roasted marshmallows the other night. Not the best to do over a flaming pile of gas, but bonfires are rather fun. Okay, now I disbelieve how long this has gone on. I'm going to blast some music and read some shitty novels in hopes of conditioning myself to be able to be more fair towards authors who appeal to a specific kind of person (ie brainless women who just Want Their Edward). Not that I'd read something as poor as those "novels" at night. I have enough nightmares as it is. Good bye, potentially sexist thread that morphed into a conversation. =)