ROTFL!! if anyone ever said that to me i would laugh so hard. Id probly like them actually. good homour is always a plus for me.
Is your name summer, caz your really hot!!! Probably one of the lamest things I have ever heard in my life if your not man enough to get you a woman without some pick up line then you need to go back to being 5 because you officially suck at life!!
LMFAO!! Answer the second question!! That would be cool (hopefully, it's not me ) LOL, gfx like Doom 3 LOLZ!
*raises eyebrow* If you're saying something to a female with the intention of having any kind of relationship, be it a trip to some skeezy mens room in an overcrowded bar or a four-year engagement that ends in tears when she cheats on you with your older brother, you're using a pick up line on her. Just because you didn't call her baby girl and ask her how she likes her eggs (to which the correct answer is always 'unfertilized') doesn't mean that you've managed to evade that umbrella term. "if your [sic] not man enough to get you [sic] a woman." Wow, now that's inspiring. Not only are women property, but anyone who can't "get" one sucks at life? Because obviously, everyone judges a man only on how many chicks he has hanging off of his arms. Because women themselves never seek out men at all. Because all men want to "get" a woman, no matter their sexual orientation or emotional stability (shh, men have feelings too). Pick up lines in the classical sense were invented for a reason. That reason doesn't really hold any longer, as women have the right to inherit property and vote and such, but they're still around because when they're used right they're funny and serve as a great icebreaker. I think that it's best for all involved that I don't tell you. But I will state (for his own peace of mind) that it is most definitely not fail who I was thinking of. And I suppose that I shoudl tell you that it wasn't you either. But that's all I'm eliminating. I'll let everyone else wonder. =D
Lol, I used to read a lot of pick up lines on one of these sites I knew. But my favourite would be: If I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta together we would be 1. Did you fart? Cause you blew me away! You made me so nervous that I forgot my pick-up line. Lame, but funny. x]
I was about to post all the cheesy pick-up lines I know when I realized this thread wasn't about that. xD; There's a time and place for pick-up lines, but mostly when it's joking around with your friends. I'm the type who can't help but annoy my girlfriend with them sometimes. Latest one I've learned: "Are you a pokemon?" "No, why?" "Because I choose you!"
:lol: I wonder if its the person I'm thinking of who has clearly stated a certain fact in the beginning of this thread
I've heard a lot of bad ones. Seriously, WHY? Pick-up lines shouldn't exist XD Like: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to go by again? Don't tell me you love me before we're at your place Etc. And I just HATE the dirty ones, like: your place or the toilet ..
1.When you were born it was probably raining, because God was sobbing because he let the only beautiful angel fall down to earth. 2. Do you have a GPS or Compass? I'm looking for the way into your heart. 3. Do you have a quarter? I have to call my mom to tell her I found the one for me (the woman of my dreams).
Lol there's this pick up line going around my class. Something about a raisin and a date. Would you want a raisin or is a date perfectly fine?
Did you die and go to Heaven? 'Cause I think I'm looking at an angel. Yeah, I died 15 years ago, just like that pick up line.(correct answer) If I could change the alphabet I would put U and I together. If I could change the alphabet I would put Fand U together.(best come back)
We got some as a joke of course... Walk up to the female and ask "how much does an elephant weigh?" "I don't know" "enough to break the ice" and then introduce yourself... Then we have another one... Do you like apples? Lets f**k (sorry, not sure the profanity amount allowed, but easy to figure out).