Solution: Recover after 36 hours, hobble your way into the American Embassy located conveniently half a mile away. Problem: You're tanned, bruised, bloody, dehydrated, and malnourished.
Solution: Your wonderful tan gets you a modeling job Problem: This was a statistical modeling job. Not the cat walk type.
Solution: Luckily it earns good money. Problem: You're still tanned, beat up, malnourished, and in a third world country...but with a modeling job!
Solution: You use the money from your new modeling job to get yourself fixed up to model perfection Problem: You're broke and go into debt
Solution: Now that you're beautiful, you can get a REAL modeling job. Problem: Sucked into the modeling world, you're now vapid and emaciated.
Solution: Go on a TV show on Bravo about being an amazing model, just to prove to the world how great you really are. Problem: You are the first one eliminated and your old modeling agency doesn't want you back because you have bad rep. You are hungry and on the streets. P.S. I a in the airport in Rome, so I will see you all in 16 days!
Solution: Scavange in rubbish bins...hey wait! There's a credit card with pin written down! How handy. Problem: You can't buy food with said card, because you're not allowed in places due to being a tramp
Solution:Go to your local library and order a snazzy suit from e-bay Problem: You don't have an address...so you don't have a place to send it to
Solution: Send it to the library! Problem: The bank card's owner realized he lost it; the card is now invalid.