Put on some girl pants, a spike your hair really weird, put on some eyeliner (be sure to smear it down in un-even streaks), and go to the mall listening to bright eyes. if being that gay doesn't make you cry, im sure the people making fun of you will. if all else fails, go home and cut while writing in your diary about how you hate the world
watch the end of the armageddon movie that always makes me cry. or even the kelly rowloand video "stole" hope this help, im trying to get my account back too
if your a guy hit urself in the balls, if your a girl tell lots of random guys u like them and if they reject u that should make u sad
Good luck getting them to listen to you... I've heard of a few people trying to do that, and they are lucky to ever get past the reception. Worst case scenerio... You'll be water-cooler talk. Good luck!
Think about the absoloute worst thing thats ever happened to you, the death of a friend/the loss of a family member, but on some enya or something as equally cheesy. turn off the lights, and wait for the water works.