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Would you rather?

Discussion in 'World of SPAM' started by Rhett, Jul 21, 2009.

  1. Synidaeum

    Synidaeum Level I

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    1500$. I'm not big on vacations.

    Horrible acne or
    Lice that never go away?
     
  2. Genocide11

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    Horrible acne. I can't stand the idea of parasites living on me forever.

    Knowing when you die or knowing how you die?
     
  3. cozetta

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    hmm i'd go with the eyes glued shut for a day.
    I could sleep A LOT more easily, and if i was screaming for an hour straight, i'd get a head ache and kill my voice. :(
     
  4. sydanee14

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    Knowing how you die. That would be so cool.
     
  5. Rhett

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    You both broke "1) No chain breaking! D:<<<" :( :( :(

    Would you rather
    have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck, or
    an earlobe the size of a basketball?
     
  6. surreptitious

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    Eyelash. Trim it or bleach it or weave it through the rest of my eyelashes or something. The earlobe thing would seriously cause problems while the eyelash thing would just be annoying/unattractive.

    Would you rather have the notoriety of being known for single-handedly and brilliantly taking hostage all of the money in America for one hour - though you had to give it all back to avoid giving the courts any evidence, everyone still knows that you did it - or have Paris Hilton decide that you're her new bfffl and give you access to her entire fortune for a year, leving you forever branded as "that kid who mooched off of Paris?"
     
  7. piggybepink

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    Far more exhilarating. Though, some people would argue the latter...

    If you're stuck in a desert island with one other person, would you rather
    - Become a cannibal and eat the poor guy and eventually be rescued
    - Die
     
  8. FastBullet

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    become a scorpion and insect eater. and leave the poor guy alone.
    so I think second choice.

    Would you rather :
    - become a president of USA
    - become a leader of an international terrorist group who have links all over the countries
     
  9. Aaron

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    I think I would become a leader of an international terrorist group who have links all over the countries.
    That would be interesting o.0 . Well, if i wont get caught that is.

    Would you rather:
    Take in income of $99999 a month OR
    Take over Neopets MUAHAHA ;O
     
  10. KillaVixen

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    have a monthly income of $99999 a month...then i could buy neopets X D
    Would you rather...
    -meet peter pan
    -meet tinkerbell
     
  11. Phee

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    Meet tinkerbell, though both are supah lame -_-

    Would you rather have a viciously painful case of flesh eating bacteria that's quickly cured or a relatively harmless STD for the rest of your life?
     
  12. surreptitious

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    Jeremy What's-his-face was suuuper sexy in that Peter Pan movie about... five years ago now?
    Mind you, I won't watch the movie anymore because he's so much younger than I am, but if it were five years ago...? Yum.

    I would rather have the extremely painful flesh-eating disease, as long as it didn't leave me horribly scarred.
    Number one, I don't want any kind of STD - it would make me feel like a total idiot if it somehow happened.
    Number two, how fucking cool would it be to be able to say "necrotizing fasciitis? yeah, we go way back" at parties?


    Would you rather only be able to go out when the sun was up, or kick it vampire style forever and be free to roam at night?
     
  13. SoC

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    Would you rather only be able to go out when the sun was up, or kick it vampire style forever and be free to roam at night?

    Hmm toughie. Day time would be normal, just means no partying. :(
    So yeh night time would win, partying for the win! and with 24 hour tescos it'd be quite fun :D

    Would you rather never work for your life and be single forever, or work a normal life and have a partner?
     
  14. Cacklenub

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    I'll work a normal life. What's the point of living if you're not gonna do anything? What is there to do all day if you don't have a mate anyways and no job.


    You're a 40 year old millionaire, you're male and you've been married for 12 years. You recently had an affair with another woman, and your wife IS ABSOLUTELY GOING TO FIND OUT, the only question is when?

    NOW. You should get it over with, if there's a divorce now, she'll only get half of what you're currently worth, and there is every indication that you're only going to get richer and richer as you get older. Better to get it over with, move on and keep all future earnings for yourself.

    LATER. Why volunteer information? Let it go and deal with it when you have to. She might not find out until you're both 80, and by then will it really matter?

    (Would you rather say now or later?) Stole this from http://www.youmustchoose.com/
     
  15. Phee

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    Later, most definitely. You'll have time to transfer all your money to a secret Swiss bank account and also maybe string a post-nup out of her.

    Would you rather lack common sense or a sense of humor?
     
  16. Rhett

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    ... Common sense? At least then I could be book smart and still make people laugh.

    Would you rather lack thumbs or hair? No, you can't get a wig or prosthetics.
     
  17. Lightning

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    Hair, it doesn't matter as much as my thumbs. I would be :X: if I played piano with thumbs (mum would kill :p)


    Would you rather physically or mentally ill?
     
  18. Rhett

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    That's a good one. Physical, I guess. They would both suck, but if it's physical, you could still hold a conversation. Either way, I couldn't really pick until I lived it.

    Would you rather be uber rich from some chain business (starbucks, walmart...), or ubor famous, yet less rich (big singer, actor, ya know)?
     
  19. Lightning

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    That's a good one, too. I always ask people this, but I always answer: uber rich. When I'm ubor famous, bleh, everybody's just invading your privacy.

    Would you rather be extremely depressed or have extremely bad anger management?
     
  20. Rhett

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    Extremely depressed. You would... terminate faster than letting a heart attack do it.

    Would you rather be unable to show emotion - you'd still have them, you just couldn't show them or be... extremely, unsightly ugly?