I heard this at vault the other day and i liked it My wife gave me the choice of her or pole vault... I really miss her. i liked it but since i'm guessing i'm like the only vaulter on the whole site you guys wouldn't understand the true meaning xD
"To be or not to be... that is the question..." is another good one. It kinda sounds funny though. LOL
But if you actually bother to read all of Hamlet, you'd find that it isn't very funny at all If you just found out that your father was murdered by your uncle, I'm sure you'd ponder living and reality as well Some more silly quotes: "I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables!" "Your proctologist called. They found your head."
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. Buddha live your life to it's fullest. laugh at all the things that don't matter. love with all you have & more. Oh, my favorite : Every expert was once a beginner;
Hahahahahahaha. That would have been 110% perfect for a situation that I was in the other day. I had to make do with an acceptibly cutting response that was nowhere near as good, though I suppose that it does get points for spontaneity. "The only reason so many people showed up at his funeral was because they wanted to make sure he was dead." "'Winston, if I were your wife, I'd put poison in your coffee', 'Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.'" "Aren't you getting tired of the taste of shoe leather?"